Adventures in the Sin Bin Page #2

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WITH ME?

YOU'RE NO MESSING WITH ME?

YOU KNOW, I NEED

TO GET OUT THERE.

SO I WENT OUT WITH YOU GUYS,

AND I SEE A CUTE GIRL

AND THEN I HAVE TO TAKE

A SOBRIETY TEST.

WHICH GIRL?

DOESN'T MATTER.

OF COURSE IT MATTERS.

SUZIE KOSOLANSKY.

YOU'RE RIGHT,

SHE DOESN'T MATTER.

WHY DOESN' SHE MATTER?

BECAUSE SHE MATTERS

AND EVERYONE KNOWS THA AND YOU DON'T MATTER

AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOO.

I'M STILL

RETIRING THE BIN.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONLY

ONE OF US THAT HAS A CAR, BRIAN.

I MEAN, I LIVE WITH MY MOM

AND MY FOUR SISTERS.

HOW AM I EVER GOING

TO BRING A GIRL HOME?

LET ME GE BACK TO YOU.

[MUSIC]

[THROAT CLEARING]

[MUSIC]

PSSST!

[MUSIC]

WHAT'S UP?

AND HOW COME YOU GET TO WEAR

SNEAKERS WITH YOUR UNIFORM?

BECAUSE.

GREEN MILL, NORTH SIDE.

YOU'RE GONNA SEE

A MAN ABOUT A HORSE.

HALL PASS, IN CASE

YOU GET STOPPED.

I WROTE IT OU FOR THE DEAN'S OFFICE,

THE HALL MONITOR WILL ALREADY

THINK YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.

ALSO, I WAS HOPING YOU

COULD SWING BY MY LOCKER

AND DROP MY JACKET OFF.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

IT'S COOL.

LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY

HIT THE JACKPOT.

OH!

BRIAN DINES?

IT'S DIE-NESS.

SUZIE, RIGHT?

DEAN THEATARD?

AWW, SH*T!

I'LL COME WITH, I'LL GRAB

A JUICEBOX FROM THE CAFETERIA.

SO ARE YOU IN TROUBLE

WITH THE DEAN?

MISUNDERSTANDING

I THINK.

YOU HAD AN OLDER BROTHER

WHO WENT HERE, RIGHT?

YEAH,

HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT?

I'VE HEARD THE LEGEND.

HE BURNT DOWN THE

BLEACHERS DIDN'T HE?

[CHUCKLES]

WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

HE LOST HIS SCHOLARSHIP THOUGH,

THEY KICKED HIM OUT.

I'M A SCHOLARSHIP

KID TOO.

BUT, I GUESS SENIOR YEAR

DOESN'T MATTER.

SO THAT'S GOOD.

YEAH, HE WAS

A SOPHOMORE.

OH!

THIS IS YOUR STOP.

SORRY I CLEANED:

YOUR CLOCK.

OH, IT'S TOTALLY

MY FAULT.

I'M SORRY.

THANKS!

THAT SHOULD HELP.

HI THERE.

I'M TONY CAITO.

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

SIT.

PEANUT BUTTER PRETZEL?

NO.

[CRUNCH]

DO YOU KNOW WHA I DO AS STUDENT LIAISON?

NOT REALLY, NO.

IF YOU'RE BEING GOOD,

I'LL POINT THAT OUT.

IF YOU'RE BEING BAD,

WELL...

LIKE A... NARC?

NO, HATE THE WORD.

[DOOR OPENS]

THANKS.

GLENN SPEAKS:

HIGHLY OF YOU.

OH, HE'S A NICE GUY.

WHY'D YOU TELL THE

COPS YOU WERE DRIVING?

I HEARD SAL:

WAS DRIVING.

I ALSO HEARD HE:

HAD BEEN DRINKING.

WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

SAL.

SHITEHAUS?

CLEAN IT UP.

WE ON THE SAME TRAIN?

SURE... SORRY.

UNDERAGE DRINKING CAN

BE BECOME A BIG PROBLEM,

ESPECIALLY FOR YOU

GUYS ON SCHOLARSHIP.

BETTER BE CAREFUL.

I GOT IT!

UM, IT'S ACTUALLY

SHYTHEHOFF... HOFF.

IT'S GERM-INDIAN.

MY DAD--

NO, NO, NO,

I DON'T CARE.

YEAH:

OK.

WAY TO WASH YOUR HANDS,

TINY TIM.

I HAVE CLEANSER.

HOW'S IT WORK?

HOW DOES WHAT WORK?

WE SHOULD MOVE THE BIN.

I'M GONNA GO OUT ON A LIMB

AND SAY THAT AT LEAST 75%

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