Adventures in the Sin Bin

Synopsis: A virgin finds himself in an awkward love triangle after he gets into the habit of loaning out his van to his friends for their sexual encounters.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Billy Federighi
Production: Phase 4 Films
  2 wins & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.5
NOT RATED
Year:
2012
106 min
Website
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DO YOU KNOW:

HOW TO LICK IT?

[ALARM CLOCK]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

CRAP.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

YOU LEFT THE:

WRONG KEY AGAIN.

I NEED THE BIN TOMORROW.

AND THE DRIVER SIDE

WINDOW'S F*CKED.

NO, STEVE'S

GOT IT TOMORROW.

YOU JUST HAVE TO

SHIMMY THE WINDOW.

HOW'S WEDNESDAY

FOR YOU?

I REALLY NEED:

IT TOMORROW.

PLUS, I CAN HOOK YOU

WITH THAT KARA GIRL.

LESS PERSIAN-LOOKING

VERSION OF - WHAT'S HER NAME?

BROWN HAIR,

KINDA "TALKS LIKE THIS"?

I HAVE TOO:

MUCH HOMEWORK.

I'LL GET YOU

A TUTOR!

HAVE YOU EVER:

HAD SEX?

-YEAH!

IT'S WONDERFUL!

YEAH!

I GOT A LITTLE BIT IN

WITH TRITON PATTY ONE NIGHT.

BUT SHE WAS DRUNK,

I HAD A COUPLE BEERS.

I'VE FELT GUILTY

EVER SINCE.

PLUS, IF MY GPA

GOES BELOW 4.0,

THEN DEAN THEATARD'S GONNA

TAKE AWAY MY SCHOLARSHIP.

GLENN, I CAN'T.

THEN WHO'S

GOT IT TONIGHT?

I WILL GE BACK TO YOU.

DON'T SELL ME

A SOUP-SANDWICH.

YOU SAID YOU:

HATE SUNDAYS.

I SAID I HATE:

SCHOOL NIGHTS.

YOU DON'T EVEN

LISTEN TO ME.

YOU CAN HAVE:

SUN-DAY.

I WANT SUN-NIGHT.

DON'T RAISE

YOUR VOICE AT ME.

F*CK IT.

WHATEVER.

JUST GET ME:

SUN-NIGHT.

LET ME GE BACK TO YOU.

OH!

WE'RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH

OF F*CKIN' THESPIANS.

WHO'S GOING

TO CHURCH SUNDAY?

UH, SANTA CLAUS.

BRING THE SLEIGH

TO THE NORTH POLE.

WHEN?

CHRISTMAS EVE.

LET ME GE BACK TO YOU.

IF I BRING THE BIN

TO THE PARTY TONIGHT,

SAL WILL GIVE:

STEVE HIS SUNDAY.

NOW, COULD YOU DO THURSDAY

INSTEAD OF TONIGHT?

YES, YOU SHOULD COME

TO THE PARTY:

AND YOU SHOULD:

BRING YOUR VAN.

BRIAN, I'M CONCERNED

ABOUT YOU.

HEY, SO I'M TRYING TO MOVE

SOME STUFF AROUND

SO YOU CAN HAVE:

THE BIN TONIGHT.

I WANNA OPEN SOME F*CKIN'

PRESENTS TONIGHT.

SANTA CLAUS:

WANTS EASTER,

THE PILGRIM WANTS

THANKSGIVING.

OK. OK. OK.

KEEP ME POSTED.

THE BIN'S AT THE PARTY

TONIGHT FOR SAL.

WILL YOU GIVE YOUR

THURSDAY TO GLENN?

WAS THAT SO HARD?

ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO SE IN FOOT IN THE PARTY THIS TIME?

LET ME GE BACK TO YOU.

CONFIRMING SATURDAY

AND THURSDAY.

YOU'RE THE BEST!

STEVE, CONFIRMING SUNDAY,

MONDAY AND FRIDAY.

MERRY CHRISTMAS.

[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

ONE MORE TARDY:

AND YOU GET "REO".

[MUSIC]

[DOG BARKING]

[MUSIC]

WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?

(MOM) I DON'T KNOW,

YOUR AUNT NANCY SAID I CAN

STAY AS LONG AS I NEED TO.

I JUST WORRY:

ABOUT YOU ALL ALONE.

DID YOU GET THA ENVELOPE I LEFT YOU?

YEP.

THANKS FOR THE LUNCH MONEY...

(MOM) I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

ARE YOU, OK?

(MOM) YEAH I'M FINE.

(MOM) NO, I'VE JUS BEEN CONCERNED

ABOUT YOU BEING ALONE...

AND I DON'T THINK

YOU SHOULD BE DOING THIS

WHAT? I DON'T NEED

A BABYSITTER...

(MOM)

NO, BENNY'S COMING HOME.

HE IS?

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

IT'S JUST A PARTY...

RELAX...WHEW!

[AMBIENT PARTY SOUNDS]

[AMBIENT PARTY SOUNDS]

[AMBIENT PARTY SOUNDS]

THOUGHT SO.

SHOES OFF.

NEW SALVAGED:

DRIFTWOOD FLOOR.

COPS OUTSIDE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

MATTER OF TIME.

GOD DAMN ANIMALS INSIDE.

DID YOU SEE:

THAT GIRL.

DID I SEE:

WHAT GIRL?

DO I EVEN:

GIVE A SHIT?

IS SAL HERE?

YOUR HEAD LOOKS:

LIKE FRANKENSTEIN.

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

[MUSIC]

PIECE OF SHI WON'T START!

JUST "JIGGLE" IT.

I DON'T KNOW WHA THE F*CK THAT MEANS!

YEAH!

JUST JIGGLE IT SAL!

YOU SMELL LIKE BOOZE!

THERE'S NO WAY

YOU'RE DRIVING.

''CAUSE SHE LICKED ME!

[STARTS ENGINE]

OH!

UGH!

WHOAH!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[CRASH!]

[SCREAM!]

AH, Fee-yuk....

LET'S GE OUT OF HERE.

[TOW TRUCK BEEP]

(OFFICER TOTSCH) SO WHA HAPPENED WITH THE DEER?

IT JUST RAN:

OUT IN--

INTO THE MIDDLE:

OF THE ROAD.

UH, HUH.

HEY, SAL.

THANKS FOR RUINING THE PARTY,

RIGHT WHEN IT WAS GETTING GOOD.

ALRIGHT, JAGOFFS!

KNOCK IT OFF!

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