Addicted to Sexting Page #5

There are consequences

to everything.

You know, just think if Anthony Weiner

had used Snapchat instead of Twitter,

we might be calling him

Mayor Weiner.

- Might have. Might have.

- That's it?

I don't do it too much through text

messages, like actual pictures,

because then they

have it there forever.

They can show

whoever the hell they want.

Snapchat is my best friend,

you know?

Ten seconds or lower, you know.

I kinda give them a glimpse,

three seconds.

And they be like,

"Oh, send me more."

And I'm like,

"Well, you gotta send me some."

Snapchat is definitely

one of the more intense ones.

'Cause it's gone,

so I guess people feel more comfortable

and are willing to do

more things.

Whenever I get

a Snapchat picture,

I don't screen-shot it

because you can't.

Then the girl can see

that you screenshot it.

So, therefore, if she sees that,

then she won't send you another one again.

See, I need these things, and sometimes

when you can't find your glasses...

You know what I mean?

It's no good.

I get a great picture. Now you're telling

me it's gonna disappear in five seconds.

Takes me 20 seconds

to get my glasses.

Use the app

for what it's intended for.

For pictures of sunsets

and sexting.

But a selfie on Snapchat,

that "ish" disappears. Okay?

So, like, I really don't get

why you're sending it.

So that I can go, "Yo. Yo, yo,

remember that one time you looked good

"for seven seconds?"

I'm actually a Tinder fan.

Well, I don't use Snapchat.

Mostly, it's Tinder. It's usually

Tinder that I usually go through.

I always get my numbers

from Tinder,

and then all of a sudden,

start sexting from there.

Sometimes it'll be a fail, sometimes it'll

be a positive, and we'll see what happens.

A new app called Tinder

is quickly gaining traction.

For those of you who are a little shy

and need some help breaking the ice,

this app just might be for you.

Is Tinder a dating app?

Okay.

Is that what we're

gonna "pretend"?

Tinder is a "dating app?"

All right.

I like the idea of just like, hot,

not, hot, not, hot, not, you know?

I think random, like,

"Hey, you're five miles away from me.

Let's meet up and f***" thing

is kind of crazy.

I'm on Tinder right now.

Like, while I was waiting.

Oh, I shouldn't say that.

What do I think about Tinder?

I think Tinder's great.

It's awful.

Uh, Tinder has taught me

that I'm hideous.

Yes, I'm on Tinder.

I've gone on a couple of Tinder dates,

and they've been fine,

and gone nowhere.

How are things with you?

The applications itself

is not dangerous.

It's how people exercise

their behaviors with the app.

If somebody uses Tinder and meets

somebody right away from the Tinder app.

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