Addicted to Sexting Page #4

Using his computer to transmit the

message to a colleague's phone,

he typed "Merry Christmas."

It's rumored the very next

message was "naughty or nice?"

But this is unconfirmed.

2000 to 2002 AD.

Even though MMS wouldn't be

invented for another two years,

consumer electronics

manufacturer Sharp

released the first cellphone with a camera,

the J-HSO4 in 2000.

2004 AD.

An article aptly named "Textual

Gratification" appearing in "Globe and Mail"

is believed to contain the first ever

documented use of the term "sext."

As well, the term was officially

added to the Oxford dictionary.

In September 2011,

two Stanford University students

launched the popular app, Snapchat,

which allows any picture to be

sent to and viewed by friends,

but only for a pre-determined length

of time before being deleted.

The mobile phone app, Snapchat, is proving to

be massively popular amongst young people.

The Electronic Privacy

Information Center claims

Snapchat deceives users

promising to delete photos

but, really,

leaving them available.

At this point in time, Snapchat has

attracted an estimated 82 million users,

with the majority of them

between the ages of 13 and 25.

It's the beauty of what you call,

you know, disposable media.

That's what these

instant apps are.

Snapchat, you know, Secret,

everything like that.

There's protection in anonymity.

Snapchat's probably not for me.

So I don't think

I need to do that.

I'm already Instagramming,

sexting, texting, e-mailing,

sometimes Facebooking,

old school.

I don't use Snapchat.

Let the kids have it. It's all for them.

I receive a lot of sexts

through Snapchat.

Like what?

Uh, you know, dick shots.

Kind of stuff like that.

That would be typical

frustration, wouldn't it?

You finally get the picture

from the one girl,

and it's the perfect picture.

You're like, "This is awesome!"

Then it's gone.

That's the story of my life.

I was married for 11 years.

I know all about that sh*t.

When you send a Snapchat,

you can only open it once

for as many seconds.

Like, I can take a picture and choose

how long people can view it for.

Like, I can do it for one second

or like ten seconds,

and then they can never ever

see it again.

First, Mike, have you ever

sexted on Snapchat?

I'm afraid I can't

answer that question.

Snapchat.

What do I think about Snapchat?

Now that's the thing

where your dick erases.

Ain't that the thing, like,

where you put your dick on

and then it just vanishes?

Hey, you can't do the time,

don't do the crime.

That's the way I feel about it.

You know? Look, it's awfully convenient

for you to just, you know, be...

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