Addicted to Fresno Page #4

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I know you don't.

You shouldn't eat that crap.

You know, you've been

edgy all morning, shan.

I thought those meetings were

supposed to help mellow you out.

It's called progress

not perfection.

And I don't change the fact that

I still live in this sh*t bowl.

Hey, if you hate Fresno so much

why did you come back?

Obviously because I've made a

series of poor life decisions.

Look, positive thinking

means positive results.

Hey, I own a home.

That's my American dream.

Location, location, location.

Hey, Nancy.

We're actually going down.

Oh, yeah?

I'll take the ride with you.

You're new here.

I know everyone who works

in the hotel. So...

How do you like the job so far?

I clean rooms.

How do you think I like it?

Right.

Enjoy your burrito.

Have a great day, ladies.

I hate that guy. He's always

here with prostitutes.

Prostitutes have to eat too.

Well, he's gross.

He's fine.

Don't be so judgmental.

We're still not cleaning 400.

His room smells like burnt hair

and he reuses old condoms.

Nobody does that.

He does.

- Shan.

- What?

He hangs them over the shower

rod like wiener cozies.

Well, that's foul.

I appreciate your

creativity right now

but this isn't an art project.

This is a professional job.

You told me to stock my cart.

I am stocking my cart.

You're over-stocking.

That is way too

much toilet paper.

No one is going

to go to the bathroom that much.

Um, you know, I'll take

rooms 403 to 408.

Well, all right.

Are you sure you're going

to be fine on your own?

I think I can clean pubes

off soap by myself.

Thank you.

Hey, did you get that

picture I sent you?

Yes, I did.

You look very healthy.

You look very well hydrated.

I just posted it on Instagram.

I have 10,000 new followers.

Listen, I have

some very big news.

What is it?

I gave Julie the letter.

I'm finally out,

like, really out.

Wait, why? What did you do?

I gave her the letter.

I told her everything.

What?

You know, I didn't think

I was going to be able

to do it but I saw the moment.

It sort of presented itself,

and then I was present for it.

And it just kind of happened.

She didn't take it very well.

But, you know,

that's going to be her thing.

I want to be a real couple,

okay?

I want to go to movies with you

and sit at the same table

in restaurants

and not have to f***

in the bush.

- What do you think?

- Why would you do that?

Well, because you told me that

you wanted me to leave my wife.

Yeah, but I didn't think

you'd actually do it.

God! Who does that? Go back.

Well, I can't go back.

I just told her and I'd...

go back, Edwin.

Shannon, I love you, all right?

I'm in this.

You're in this too, right?

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