Addicted to Fresno

Synopsis: This comedy tells the story of two sisters, a lesbian and a sex-addict, who work as maids at a hotel in a city named Fresno. Their lives change when one of the sisters thinks that they might have accidentally killed a man.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Jamie Babbit
Production: Gravitas Ventures
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
34
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
NOT RATED
Year:
2015
85 min
Website
89 Views


They say having

a sister is like having

a best friend

you can't get rid of.

You know, whatever you do

they'll still be there.

Well that was never our story.

Our story is about how sisters can sink

each other... really sink each other.

Morning, Martha.

Hi, Eric.

- That your sister?

- Oh, yeah, sure is.

Hi.

Smells like piss back here.

Wow. I thought

your sister was kidding

when she said

you were a buzz kill.

Shannon? Hey, Shannon! Shan!

Shannon!

Great. Now we're going to have

to clean up after a bunch

of sweaty Lezzies.

God, what is with you today?

Why did you have to tell

that guy I'm a buzz kill?

Oh my God! Shannon Jackson?

- What?

- It's me! Kristen!

I work at the front desk.

Okay.

You remember, kristen Metz?

Wow, oh my God.

You don't remember me?

No? Kristen?

Remember, I was, like,

"ah! My ankle! Ow!"

Did I kick you in the ankle?

Then I was like "sign my cast!"

And then... you couldn't...

you didn't do it,

but, God, I knew it was you!

Are we talking

about high school?

- Yes.

- Okay, I remember you.

Okay, great.

And what are you doing here?

I thought you were,

like, teaching at that fancy pants

school in Carmel by the sea?

Yeah, I was but then

I got fired 'cause

I f***ed a bunch of people.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

Woops.

Janitor, lacrosse coach,

couple subs,

the headmaster...

that was my big mistake

actually because we got

caught by some kids

under the bleachers

at homecoming.

Oh.

So now I'm

a registered sex offender.

Yay!

Yeah.

Oh, you can't clean any rooms

with kids in them.

But that's fine. They're

always really dirty anyway.

Oh, by the way, I sucked

your boyfriend's dick at

Chris Deluca's prom party.

I'm sorry?

Yeah. I think he must

ate a lot of pineapple

because his spunk is tasty.

You guys married?

Is it Scott Metz?

So I guess we may as well

just jump in, right?

Get started, basically

you just get your key out

of lanyard like that

and then you knock

three times, yeah?

And then you say...

f*** off! I'm sleeping!

Okay, let's not go in there.

Ugh. People are disgusting.

Check this. This is how you

put on a new pillow case.

Then what you do is

the double-fold maneuver.

This is also really nice

to do in your own home, and

then like that, fluff, fluff.

Perfect p-case.

Why are you changing

the pillow cases?

It's the same people.

They're not checking out.

Okay, how about we just try

to keep this job,

shan, and not be so lazy?

Fine.

What do I do with their sh*t?

Do I have to fold it?

Okay, if I raped you

right now what would you do?

I don't want to play

this game right now.

You never want to play.

Yeah, I know,

that's why I'm not playing.

This was a stupid game when

we were kids and it still is.

Hey, remember

that old French president

who attacked that African maid?

He was like a grandpa and she

still had to spit his jizz.

Well, I'm not

spitting anyone's jizz.

Okay, if I raped you right

now what would you do?

No one's raping me

in this uniform.

It's not really my color.

What you want to do in a rape

situation is yell, "fire!"

Why wouldn't I yell rape?

No one responds to that.

Who are your friends?

So basically you put your

laundry inside the unit.

And then you want to make sure

you have full load

before you start the machine.

Hey, Martha.

Hey, Jerry.

How was your vacation?

Dollywood was awesome.

You must be Shannon.

Welcome to the family.

Your sister said

that you're a great sister.

I've got my bucket.

And then when that's done

you can just move over and,

you know, close it up.

Hit start.

Then once that's going

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Karey Dornetto

Karey Dornetto is an American screenwriter known for her work on television series such as Arrested Development, Community, Portlandia and South Park. She is also known for writing the script for the feature-length film Addicted to Fresno. more…

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