Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Page #5

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...you never know.

Let's go back.

Don't you think you should investigate?

There's no reason to go in there. Ever.

I sense it as a holy man.

- You said you wanted...

- It's dark!

I could fall into a precipice.

Take this.

Spank you, Helpy Helperton.

I am not afraid!

I am not afraid.

I really like it here.

My medallion!

I will fear no living creature...

...as long as I keep this near me.

Take that, you winged spawn of Satan!

That's okay.

All I really need is my torch.

Die, devil bird!

I'm okay.

They're in my hair!

They're in my hair!

God in heaven! Help me!

There is nothing in your hair.

Exactly.

I was merely running a drill.

Just as I suspected.

Quinn.

What?

We met him at Cadby's soiree.

His bird is a raven, Tinky.

I found that inside the cave.

You don't understand.

Burton Quinn is a powerful man.

Worry not.

For I...

...am a master...

...of disguises.

Eat up, guys!

None of this animal goes to waste.

Mr. McCane.

How're you?

I'm doing well.

Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn.

I'm just a curious little rhino.

I appreciate your...

...agreeing to undertake this.

Meeting secretly

with sinister types much?

Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much.

Kind of hot in these rhinos.

Warm!

I had a dog and his name was...

...Bingo!

Time to get some oxygen.

Come on!

Mayday!

Must...

...have...

...air!

Come on!

Quiet, quiet, quiet. Look, look.

Oh, look!

The mother rhino is giving birth!

Oh, God.

Mommy!

Cool!

We have to get out of here!

Quick, get in the jeep.

Quick, girls, get in!

Welcome to Quinnland.

And you, too, my friend?

I know, you'll be happy here.

How did you get out, fella?

You're a cute little devil.

What you got?

Where's the bat?

What's this about?

Who are you?

Where...

...is...

...the bat?

I know who you are.

I met you at Cadby's!

You're that...

...Ventura fella!

Last chance!

Where is that darn bat?

What're you going to do?

What're you going to do?

Whatever I have to get some answers.

Stop!

Stop it!

You'd like me to stop it.

Getting to you?

I won't tell you anything.

A tough guy, huh?

I know what to do with tough guys.

My brother used to do that!

You sadistic bastard!

Stop it!

All right! I'll talk!

Spill it!

I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat.

I thought it could be an attraction.

Business has been a bit off lately.

So...

...you don't know who...

...took the bat?

Neither does McCane.

I'm going to untie you now.

Before I do, I want you

to know that I'm really...

...truly...

...very...

...sorry!

Appreciate the lift!

We'll walk from here.

Quinn is out of the picture.

We have no more suspects or clues.

But I have instincts.

And my instincts tell me

we're getting closer.

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