Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Page #3

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Of course not.

There is a lovely room of death.

Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.

Down, Boba!

Mr. Ventura, how could you?!

Now, Mr. Ventura, I think

the village is about a mile ahead.

Excellent.

Flat tire!

I think this joke has run

its course, don't you?

Certainly.

I prostrate myself before you

and beg forgiveness.

Don't get me wrong.

I do enjoy the occasional prank.

It's just that my heel

is getting rather raw.

We love you, dark continent!

Good night!

Listen!

The majestic song of

the male silverback gorilla.

We should move along. It's their mating

season and they can get rather hostile.

Excuse me, Mr. Ventura.

I have to rest.

Of course you do!

The Wachatis believe they draw

their power from these caves.

Now they live in fear since

their sacred bat has vanished.

Bat?!

What...

...bat?

The one we're here to find,

Mr. Ventura.

You didn't say anything about a bat.

What's the difference?

What's the difference?

Have you seen one? They're hideous.

Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet,

huge grotesque wings. Even fangs.

They give you rabies.

Yes, quite. I see your point.

But are you saying

that you won't take the case?

No.

As a being of light, I must show

compassion for all living things.

Good.

I'm not touching it, though!

No, spank you.

The Wachati are a peaceful people.

They find all forms of life sacred.

I like them already.

Bumbawae Atuna.

Nice to see you.

Bumblebee Tuna.

Bumblebee Tuna.

Ace Ventura, pet detective.

How are you?

All righty, then.

Excuse me.

Your balls are showing.

Bumblebee Tuna.

They have lived in the same state

for thousands of years.

They did not know about disease

until the white man came.

What's going on over here?

All young Wachati warriors

must face five days...

...of balance and concentration.

Should he lose his focus and fall...

...he must start over again.

Earthquake test!

He's good.

With my help, he could be the best.

We should see the chief,

Mr. Ventura.

This way.

Neato!

The chief says he knew you would come.

Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo!

The chief has not understood

the dialect you're using.

Say I'm happy to meet him.

And that his sacred...

...bat...

...is as good as found.

My goodness. The chief

really seems to like you.

That is a great sign of affection

in the Wachati tribe.

Really?

This is the chief's son, Ouda.

The missionaries came through

and taught him English.

I like you!

My...

Aren't I the popular one?

Allow me to display my affection.

It is the mucus...

...that binds us.

The chief says that

the sacred hut is over there.

How'd they pass the guard?

I'm afraid he was found shortly after...

...sleeping.

At ease, soldier.

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