Abner, the Invisible Dog Page #5

and Abner drank it,

and now he can talk.

Mmm.

- Abner can talk.

- Oh.

Well, trust me, honey,

the only talking that Abner's

doing is out of his butt.

He can read Chinese, too.

Show him, boy.

Actions speak louder

than words.

No, but he does talk.

Abner, please, just speak.

Speak!

All right, very funny,

young man.

No. Maybe he's just

a little shy.

I've had about enough of this!

One more sound

out of either of you,

and you're grounded.

But, Mom!

Chad, I'm surprised at you, son.

No more jokes.

And no more

science experiments, okay?

We have an early day tomorrow,

and it's time for bed.

Lights out

in 10 minutes, mister.

And open a window,

will ya?

You know, for a minute there

I really thought you could talk.

I really believed

you were smart.

Smart enough to know

when I keep my mouth shut.

You should try it

sometime, Chad.

But why didn't you

say anything to my parents?

Now they think I'm some

sort of practical joker.

Ah, they'll get over it.

You're a kid.

You're expected

to do dumb stuff.

But a talking dog?

No one's expecting that.

- Yeah?

- Yes.

What do you think's gonna

happen to me

if anyone finds out

about this?

I don't know.

You'll get your own

reality TV show?

Worse than that.

They'll take me away for sure.

And you and me would probably

never see each other again.

- Oh, wow.

- Yeah, wow.

So put your smart pants on

and let's agree:

Mum's the word, right?

Right.

Trust me,

you ain't gonna believe

what I just seen.

Try me.

Th-The dog...

He can talk.

Dog?

What dog?

- The boy's dog.

- What boy?

The boy with

the chemistry set.

What chemistry set?

The chemistry set that

I stashed the two vials in

that we stole.

Ah, I see.

Now, did this talking dog

drink any of the formula?

Yes, sir.

All right.

Now, did this talking dog also

drink the other vial as well?

Uh, I don't think so, no.

Good, good, good, good.

So this is

what we're gonna do.

Since one vial

is already gone,

you and Mr. Kane are gonna

kidnap the talking dog

so that we can analyze it

and hopefully recreate

the formula that you two idiots

so foolishly let get away.

Right. All right.

What are we gonna do with the

dog once you're done with it?

Sadly we'll have

to put the dog down

so we can properly

analyze it.

There's just no other way.

You will also acquire

the remaining vial,

and you will bring it to me.

Now, uh...

this boy with the dog,

is he home... alone?

Unfortunately his parents

are around.

All right.

Watch the house

until the parents go out

and then initiate the plan.

Right. What plan?

The plan we just discussed!

Right, of course, Boss.

Yeah, I mean,

he just said the...

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