Abner, the Invisible Dog Page #4
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- 2013
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Sulfur.
I bet that's for making
stink bombs.
Wonder what this is.
"C-H-3-C-O-2-H."
Vinegar.
"Q-96."
"P-67."
Never heard of 'em.
What do you think?
We need some instructions.
Oh, here we go.
This isn't helping.
Half of it's in Chinese,
and half of it's in English.
It's all messed up.
I-I mean, I guess
it couldn't hurt.
Okay, Abner, not now.
It's hard enough
reading this
without you breathing
down my neck.
It says it's supposed
Well, it's starting to smell
pretty good.
Not exactly
cotton candy, but...
All right, here, smell it.
Whoa! Abner!
You're just supposed
to sniff it.
What's going on in there?
Why don't I get to see?
Because I'm the brains,
and you're the bruin.
Ohh!
Chad, do you want
to cut your cake now?
Uh, that's okay, Mom.
Can I do it later?
I'm kind of busy.
Okay. Just don't blow us all
to smithereens.
Give me a break.
Mom, they wouldn't really
put anything dangerous
in a kid's
chemistry set, right?
Don't be too sure.
Oh. Don't forget.
We're driving your Aunt Ida back
to Fetal Acres in the morning.
Do I have to go?
Yes. We all have to go.
All right, Mom.
Boy, Abner, I sure hope
that was safe to drink.
I mean, it's got to be, right?
I wonder what it says
in the manual.
Can't even make
heads or tails of this.
I can make tails of it.
And you're right.
It is Chinese.
Egg rolls and all.
And this so-called English
translation is very amateurish.
Wait. What?
Yes, definitely Taiwanese.
Abner, you're talking!
Oh, you're quick, kid.
Real quick!
I'm impressed.
Ah!
What? What?
Will you get out of the way?
Aah!
There's no way
this could be happening.
You don't just whip up
out of a dime store
chemistry set
and your dog starts talking.
Obviously. There's a lot more
to this than meets the eye.
Chad, I mean, you're not exactly
a rocket scientist, are you?
- I mean, no offense.
- None taken.
Wait a minute.
See, I hit my head today
You're not a talking dog.
You're just a whacked-out
hallucination.
Whacked-out? I think
I've just been insulted.
Abner, you are not
a talking dog.
Have it your way.
Mom! Dad!
What's wrong, son?
Poison gas.
Ned, it's that chemistry set.
No! It's Abner.
and vinegar.
My baby.
Are you all right?
Speak to me.
You're crushing me, Mom.
I'm fine.
It's Abner. He...
Oh, son.
It is not uncommon for a dog
every now and then.
That, my friend,
is exactly why we do not
feed him people food
from the table.
That is wicked.
No, it's not gas.
I created this formula,
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