Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Page #5
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...who'll shove me to the bottom.|- What are you talking about?
I've been up there 14 years.
A newcomer like that could make them|forget about me in 14 weeks.
Now, listen, palsy,|you're as solid as you ever were.
But If that kid's got you worried,|forget about it.
He comes in, I'll give him a brushoff.
Say singers like him are|a nickel a bunch at the studios.
I'll even stake him to a ticket home.
- Okay.|- Come on, fella.
I'll buy you lunch, we'll see|what picture you're gonna do next, eh?
A dirty trick to play on that kid.
- Especially a neighbor of mine.|- A neighbor?
Yeah. Didn't you hear him say|he was from Des Moines?
Ain't that near Paterson, New Jersey?
Des Moines, lowa, is 2000 miles|from Paterson, New Jersey.
Well, can I help it if I got a big backyard?
Wait a minute. That gives me an idea.|From now on, we are agents.
All you have to do is pick up|a telephone. $5000, $ 10,000.
All you got to do|is pick up the phone, get $ 10,000?
- You heard Royce?|- I did.
- Certainly.|- I didn't make a cent.
Put that down.|You've got to have a client first.
We've got a client. The kid.
- Yeah. That boy. Our first client.|- Right.
I want to call up Ruthie,|tell her I'm a millionaire.
- What's wrong with one of these phones?|- Okay. All right.
One of these belongs to Ruthie...
...and the others belong|to some of our customers.
- I think this is Ruthie's right here.|- Go ahead.
- Hello, Ruthie, Ruthie.|- You've got to dial it first.
- I'm in a hurry. I'm in a hurry. Ruthie!|- You've still got to dial it.
Beverly Hills, 5533.
Hello. Hello, who do you want to talk to?
- I wanna talk to Ruthie.|- You want to?
Who do you think you are?|Who do you think you are?
Ruthie's my girlfriend.
She's your girlfriend?
Listen, brother!
You stay away from my girlfriend Ruthie|or I'll punch you in the nose!
You'll punch who in the nose?|I'll punch you in the nose!
This guy's plenty tough.|You better talk to him.
- Talk to this guy.|- What's the matter? You a wise guy?
- You're gonna punch who?|- I'll punch you.
- Not my buddy, you won't.|- Oh, yes, I will!
- No, you won't.|- I'll punch him right in the nose.
Now, wait just a minute.|So you're a wise guy, eh?
- Yeah. Plenty wise.|- Did you ever ride a jackass?
- No.|- Well, you better get onto yourself.
Tough guy over here,|giving insulting remarks.
- I just told him off.|- You did?
Good. I'm going to tell this guy plenty.
- Did you ever ride a jackass?|- No!
Then jump on my back.
What am I saying?|Hey, he's outsmarting me.
- Let me talk to the other guy.|- I'll talk.
- Now, listen here, flabbermouth!|- Flabbermouth?
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