Abbott and Costello in Hollywood Page #2

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- Oh, I think it looks kind of cute.|- I think you look kind of cute too.

I think you're cute too.|My first customer.

I'm tired. I've been out in the woods|working for four weeks.

- Relax. Take it easy.|- Get a shave and some hot towels.

That's a nice head of hair|you have there.

Lovely head of hair.|It's a little long in spots though.

Look at that. See, I cut some off.

What's the matter?|Hey, you must have been working too hard.

Your hair's gray on both sides.|I ought to...

- That's a hat!|- A hat.

Give me a shave and some hot towels.

- I wanna relax. Very tired.|- Tired?

- Lay down and relax.|- Yes.

Lay... No, relax. Will you...? Will you...?

- What's wrong with you?|- I don't think I could get it out of high.

- Well, put it in first and let it stay there!|- Well, I ain't got no license.

- How long you been driving?|- Nine years.

- Look.|- What's the matter?

Will you give me a shave|and some hot towels? Get to it, will you!

Stay right there.

- What's the matter?|- This belongs in the front.

- Oh, you're gonna eat?|- No, I want...

- I don't wanna get the stuff all over me!|- Okay.

Take it easy. Where are you?

Stay... Stay up... Where...? Will you...?

Come here. Get up. Get up.

Get up, come on. Now, take it easy.|Take it easy.

Take it easy, now. Take it easy.|You're working too hard.

Don't take off too much|on the top, please.

- Will you get out of that chair!|- All right.

- Now, give me a shave!|- Well, get in.

I got you. Just take it easy. Take it easy.

Attaboy.

Looks like a tough beard.

Look.

Hey. What are you...?|What are you doing?

- I'm shaving the man.|- There's his head up there.

- Up where?|- Up there.

What's the matter?|Get out of the way.

Take it easy. Take it easy.

Lay down, lay down, lay down.|Don't wake up. Lay down.

- Hold that.|- What are you doing?

- I don't wanna waste the stuff.|- Very good.

Come on, take it easy. Please.

- Come on, come on, come on.|- Take it easy.

Almost lost my first customer.

- Come on, I gotta rub it in.|- Look!

Shave them off, don't rub them off!

- Get the man a hot towel, please.|- Hot toddy?

A hot towel!

- Right.|- Everything will be all right.

Go ahead!

- Well, what are you doing?|- I wanna get one that's well-done.

All right, all right.

You silly-looking goon!

What's the idea of dropping|that hot towel on my face?

It was burning my hands.

All right, all right, all right.|Quiet. I'm sorry.

- Now, I got the razor and the smelling salts.|- The what?

- The smelling salts.|- What's that for?

I faint when I see the sight of blood.

Blood? Look, if you cut me...

...there's gonna be plenty of blood|and it's all gonna be yours.

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