Abbott and Costello Go to Mars Page #3

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Get your hand

off there!

Dr. Wilson, look!

Don't touch

these switches!

Hey, the doctor

didn't check these.

What did you...

What did you touch?

Oh, Les!

Les!

This is disastrous! Come on-a

back. You no can-a do this!

What are you gonna do?

Contact Lester by shortwave...

and tell him how to land!

Hey, what happened?

Earthquake?

Must've been. It's a lucky thing for

us you didn't press the right button.

You'd have launched us

into space!

We better get out of here

before something happens.

Lester!

I don't wanna go

to the moon.

If I wanted green cheese,

I'd go to the delicatessen.

You're not going to the moon.

We're heading for Mars.

K-A-5-7-4-9 calling

Rocket Ship M-1.

Rocket Ship M-1,

come in. Over.

It's no use.

I don't suppose either of them knows how

to operate a radio. What'll happen to them?

Unless they accidentally enter

a gravitational sphere of another planet,

they may drift around in

space forever. How awful.

Calling Experimental Laboratory.

Calling Experimental Laboratory.

We're up in the air!

How do we get down?

Over.

Over where?

Aargh.

Calling Experimental

Laboratory. Come in. Over.

If you don't come in,

it's gonna be all over!

Come...

Come in!

Come in! Come in!

Right away!

Les!

Turn it.

Turn it!

Will you get

in that seat?

K-A-5-7-4-9 calling

Rocket Ship M-1.

Rocket Ship M-1,

come in. Over.

Calling Experimental Laboratory.

Calling Experimental Laboratory.

Get me down, will ya?

I want to collect my Social Security.

You can't collect Social

Security until you're 65.

I just aged 30 years.

I'm a nervous...

Hey, Les, look.

What?

Look, Les.

Th-Th-The thing is broken.

I'm gonna get outta here. I'm

trying to find how to operate...

Turn it!

Here we go again!

- Gimme 50 cents.

- What for?

We're goin' through

the Lincoln Tunnel.

Jenkins is really hot today.

What's with you?

Just saw a rocket ship come

out of the Lincoln Tunnel.

Brother,

you've had enough!

We interrupt the ball game

to announce that a rocket ship...

just flew through

the Lincoln Tunnel.

Hey, you. The next time you come so

close to the ground, I'm gonna get out.

Ladies and gentlemen, our mayor has asked

that we all remain calm in this emergency.

Everything possible will

be done to protect you.

On orders from Washington,

the Commander of Strategic Defense...

has alerted

all branches of the service.

This is not the usual

flying saucer scare.

This unidentified aircraft

was seen by thousands...

as it flew through

the Lincoln Tunnel.

Hey, if they no careful,

they gonna have accident.

Anyone sighting

a strange aircraft,

phone your nearest branch

of Civilian Air Defense.

What are we gonna do now? We

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