A Voyage Round My Father Page #3
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- 1982
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Well, I hope she did!
Make the wretched woman
understand
we... we dread visitors.
Where's the boy?
[Whistling 1
I was to be prepared for Hie.
Complete with house shoes,
gym shoes, football boots,
shirts gray, shirts white,
Bulldog Drummond,
min! Humbugs, boxing gloves,
sponge bags,
and my seating plans
for all the London theaters.
MOTHER:
Mr. Lean's going to drive him.
Half past 3:
00.Yes, dear.
Mr. Lean's going to drive him.
FATHER:
All educationis totally useless,
but it does pass the time.
The boy can't mope around here
all day long
doing the crossword
till it's time he gets married.
Married?
[ Chuckles ]
There's plenty of time
when he's learned to keep
his bedroom tidy.
The headmaster seemed
rather charming.
FATHER:
[ Chuckles ]
No one ever got a word of sense
out of any schoolmaster.
You may at a pinch
take their word
about, uh, equilateral hexagons,
but life...
Life's a closed book to them.
I've packed you
some mint humbugs.
They're allowed humbugs.
Don't expect any advice from me,
lhope?
All advice is useless.
MOTHER:
I've still got to markyour hockey stick.
You're alone in this world,
and there's nothing anyone
can tell you about it.
[ Sobs 1
Oh, what's the matter
with the boy?
You're never crying?
- Oh.
- Ah.
Uh, say the word "rats."
Nobody can cry
if they say "rats."
It's something to do
with the muscles of the face.
Rats. Rats.
Rats.
[ Sniffs ]
R-Rats.
[Door closes,
engine turns over]
HEADMASTER:
Now, new boys.Stand up now.
Let me have a look at you.
Someday, some far distant day,
you will be one-yearers.
Then you'll be two-yearers,
then three-yearers.
You will go away,
and you will write letters,
and I shall try hard
to remember you.
Then you'll be old boys.
Old Cliffhangers
you shall become,
and the fruit of your loins
shall return to the school
by the water...
Leave the room,
the boy who laughed.
The fruit of your loins
even as you are standing here.
We shall give them sound advice
so that hungry generations
of boys
shall learn not to eat peas
with their knives
with bus tickets.
to bowl straight,
and to wipe your dirty noses.
In the sixth form,
you shall see something of golf.
You will look upon the staff
as your friends.
At all times,
you will call us by nicknames.
I am Noah.
My wife is Mrs. Noah.
You are the animals.
My son Lance is Shem.
Mr. Pearce and Mr. Box...
Ham and Japhet.
Matron is Matey.
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