A Very Sordid Wedding Page #4
Wait, what? Are you all...?
Yes, our surrogate just
finished her first trimester
and we wanted to wait,
you know, just to be sure,
but you are going to be a glama of twins.
[Latrelle screaming]
[laughing] She's screaming.
Good to see you, Mitchell.
I gotta go, Mom. Boss man just arrived.
Hey, Mitchell. Bye, Mom.
Oh, welcome. Good to see you guys.
- You too.
- Come on back, let's talk.
So I saw all the press
on the recent weddings.
Perfect media attention.
Faith in America. Great
job, Ty, that was incredible.
And you, Kyle, what's it
gonna be, Dallas or Atlanta?
- [sirens blaring]
- [grunting and coughing]
I don't speak. I don't speak
gruntin', Aunt Little Neecy.
[phone ringtone playing]
LaVonda, I need your help.
My talents are being wasted here in
Long-f***ing-view,
Texas.
I need you to rescue me.
Uh-huh, well, did you hear
that the hitchhiker murderer
has escaped the pen?
He is from Longview, you know.
And he's killed people
all over that area.
Had sex with those he murdered.
He's suppose to be executed next week.
LaVonda, please, you
know I frighten easily.
I'm fragile as a little baby kitten.
And Mama's ghost is hauntin' me!
It's not the good hauntin'
It's the bad hauntin'.
And they've made, LaVonda,
this new drag queen
head of the show, and
she has me on probation.
She's sayin' that I have to give up Tammy.
I have to give up Loretta,
and I have to give up Dolly.
I'll have no show.
- My new show is called...
- [Neecy grunting]
...We Three Queens of Opry Are.
I mean, who am I
suppose to do, LaVonda?
Carrie Underwood? Her kind
of Christianity frightens me.
I mean, one minute she's asking for Jesus
to please take the wheel,
and then the next minute
she's beatin' out the
headlights of her cheatin'
ex-boyfriend's truck.
Am I suppose to do her?
The little fleshy, the real sweet one,
married to Blake Shelton.
Miranda Lambert. They're gettin' divorced,
and she's lost weight.
Well, I hadn't, I'm big as
Dallas and half of Fort Worth.
I look like my water is about to break.
And I can't pull off
them young ones, LaVonda.
I mean, you can just dim the lights so low
and then you're in the dark.
I need you to come get me.
Can you borrow Wardell's truck?
And move me up to Dallas
where opportunity is rampant?
LaVonda, called the Rose Room.
Seats 500 people.
I need that kind of appreciation.
LaVonda, I need that kind of applause.
I need so much, LaVonda.
I need my precious princess...
Tammy! [crying]
[hammer pounding]
[Mrs. Barnes humming]
Yoo-hoo!
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