A Very Sordid Wedding Page #3
big-titty doctor who was
tryin' to de-homosexualize me
at the loony bin?
I do indeed, I did not care for her.
Yeah, well, Doctor Eve is
in Mama's coffin, not Mama.
And she tries to get him to well, to fu...
To have carnal relations with me.
Right there in the church house?
[Earl] Yes, in Mama's coffin.
It was so frightening.
You do know what today's
date is, don't you?
Thursday.
Ah, Mama's death date.
She died 17 years ago.
She's haunting me because, Sissy, she never
wanted me to be happy.
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, how time flies.
Seems like just yesterday
them wooden legs and hit her
head on that nasty old sink
at the Galaxy Motel
while havin' that affair
with G.W. Nethercott.
[phone line ringing]
[Latrelle] Hello, sweet boy.
Hey, Mama, I'm callin' you from Dallas.
Dallas, you're so close.
Did you finish your, um,
marriage tour thingamajig?
Yes, ma'am, this last
part is what I like to call
the "weeping and gnashing
of teeth" part of the tour.
Uh-huh, well, y'all sure
did get a lot of press.
That was the point.
Yes, great for your cause,
not always easy on
mothers in Winters, Texas.
Well, I'm sorry that
exposing bigotry has caused
you such grief, Mama.
I'm used to being gossiped about by now,
but how come you're in Dallas
and I'm just now findin' out?
Kyle's up for a big job at
Mitchell Gold, Bob Williams,
head design associate.
And he gets to choose
between Dallas and Atlanta.
Oh, choose Dallas.
I could come up there and shop.
Kyle gets family discounts, right?
I need a new chaise, in taupe.
We'll get right on that.
And you can visit Winters often.
Yes that would be, just horrible.
Texas number 50, in Winters.
And you could throw us our wedding,
that would certainly
get lots of attention.
Oh, aren't these flowers pretty?
It's your nan-aunt's death date.
I'm in the cemetery as we speak.
I wish you were here but,
you'll always find a reason
not to visit Winters.
I just gave you a reason
for me to come home
and you changed the subject.
Oh, let's not fight, Ty.
You know I love you, I do,
and I'm really happy that you and Kyle
have found each other. I just, well,
it's just not exactly
the kind of wedding
that I always envisioned.
Me neither, because I never
thought it was possible,
because I was taught by you,
- and everybody else...
- [fingers snapping]
Okay, you're right, you're
right, let's change the subject,
um, 'cause I've been saving
the big news, and I mean big.
Hey, Latrelle, what would
you prefer to be called:
grandma, me-ma, nana,
or my personal favorite,
because you're so glamorous, glama?
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