A Very Murray Christmas Page #3

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I want to weep, okay?

Go to commercial.

I am weeping. I am weeping.

I've never wept on a stage.

This is a first.

I just can't do this. I'm sorry.

We've got to... I don't know.

Show an old football game or something.

I just can't do this.

Total disaster.

I've got to run. I've got to hide.

Oh, it's freezing out there.

Oh, God...

Oh, it's cold!

I should have quit right then and there.

I should have stopped

right then and there.

I'd give anything for a guest.

Any kind of medium, half-talented fool.

Whoa! Wait a minute.

- Bill Murray!

- Chris Rock!

Chris! Chris!

Bill, what are you doing here

in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?

- Don't leave. Don't leave.

- I'm not...

Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay.

Go around. You can't go that way.

- Counter-clockwise. Counter-clockwise.

- Counter-clockwise!

The other way.

- Counter-clockwise. You are such a pro!

- It's a pleasure.

Counter-clockwise. Chris!

What's up, man?

How did you get uptown?

- Subway.

- They shut down the subway.

They are. They are.

I had to walk on the rails, man.

- Sit down with me, buddy.

- I'm sitting down, man.

What's going on?

What's all this stuff?

Well, I'm supposed to be doing

a live TV show.

- Okay.

- Live Christmas special.

- Are you in it?

- It just started.

- I'm the only one.

- Oh, man.

You're doing a live special in the middle

of the biggest blizzard of the year.

That is so you, Bill. That is so you.

- But now you're here.

- Yeah.

- And it's us.

- No!

- Yeah!

- No!

- Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a...

- I don't sing, Bill.

- You sing. You're a rapper.

- I don't rap.

Do you know me?

Some...

You can do it, Chris.

You've got to help me.

You can be the guy that saved Christmas.

I don't want to...

I can save your Christmas.

But what about mine? I've got

to get out of here. I've got stuff to do.

I've got to get home and build stuff.

I've got to build

a Malibu Barbie Beach House.

- You can't leave. You're trapped here.

- Bill.

- No way you get out of here.

- Bill.

Now, look. All you've got to do

is come in, sing a couple of songs.

Dance a little bit, you know.

We'll put you in some cool clothes.

And I swear on my life I will get you

on the first snowmobile in the morning.

Bill, I barely know you, okay?

- I just met you...

- This is our chance!

- Where's your boys?

- Let's hang! We've got to hang!

Where's George Clooney?

Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys!

Why am I here?

Maybe you should postpone this.

Do it a little later.

Is there any way?

No.

I've got to go, Bill.

There is no f***ing way

I am doing a live television special.

No way.

I think I'm hearing you.

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