
A Very Murray Christmas
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- 2015
- 56 min
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That's funny.
That's appropriate, isn't it?
How does that go? Let's see...
The streets are white with snow
But there's no one that I know
I'm sure that you'll forgive me
If I don't enthuse
I've come down
I've done my window shopping
There's not a store that I missed
But what's the use of stopping?
When there's no one on your list
You'll know the way I'm feeling
When you love and you lose
Then you'll have the Christmas blues
Somebody needs you
Christmas is a joy of joys
But friends, when you're lonely
You'll find that it's only a thing
For little girls and little boys
May all your days be merry
Your season full of cheer
But 'til it's January
I'm going to go disappear
Yeah, Santa may have brought you
Stars for your shoes
Was the Christmas blues
Those brightly-packaged
Tinsel-covered
Christmas...
Blues
- Merry Christmas.
- I'm not here.
- Mr. Murray's suite.
- I'm already dead.
- Yes, of course.
- The answer's no.
- Who is it?
- Your producers, Mr. Murray.
They're outside.
They've heard your beautiful voice, sir.
- God hates me.
- Forgive me, Mr. Murray.
But God is your biggest fan.
Number one fan.
Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray.
- Number one, sir. Number one.
- Hey!
- Hey!
Murray Christmas!
- Get it?
- Yeah...
- Wow, you look festive.
Has anyone shown up for this thing?
- We're here.
- Yeah, so that's one friend.
- Paul's here.
- Yeah, Paul's here.
I wouldn't miss this nutty gig
for the world.
What are you worried about?
Come on. Let's do the show.
- Chop, chop.
- There's no one moving in the whole city.
The airports are closed.
The trains are closed.
The buses and bridges and tunnels
are not working.
A couple of saloons have closed.
The entire city of New York is shut down.
And you're expecting me to go downstairs
and do a show?
- Anything that's fun is always hard.
- That's right.
Oh, it's a miracle.
You two are going to shut up for a second.
- Please be George.
- Please be George.
- Hey.
- Is it George Clooney?
- Is it Clooney?
- Is it Clooney?
- Is he on the phone?
- Please, God, let it be Clooney.
How did you get this number?
Now, you'd better tell me because
I'm going to find out. I am working.
Don't ever do this again.
Ever. You got it?
- My sister.
- Family is important.
I need you to produce!
- Okay.
- Okay.
- How do we cancel this?
- Okay. I understand why you're frustrated.
I would be frustrated, too.
Maybe we shouldn't do it.
- Okay. You two, grow up.
The satellite is bought and paid for
and non-refundable.
- So we can't cancel.
- You've got to try to cancel.
- We placed all the ads, man.
- Which is so exciting!
- The network has been pro-mo'ing this.
- They are very jazzed about it.
And I don't want to tell you how
personally on the hook you are for this.
You do not want to get sued, Bill.
You don't want to be personally
on the hook. That is scary.
So we've got some weather issues.
Hold on, Bev.
Bill might have a right. Maybe...
Bill has a contractual right to do the
best fucking Christmas show that he can.
Let me guess. You're the bad cop.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That was a little over the top.
Hey.
- Think of the troops.
- Yeah.
Right? And the kids in hospitals.
And pets outside.
I need my antlers!
- Jackpot! Here we go.
- Thanks, Paul. Come on.
Here we go. Here we go.
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