A Taste of Phobia Page #3

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You're not one of my 80,000 YouTube fans?

80,000? Wow!

You're not one of those webcam girls who

show off their clothes and make up are you?

Ahaha, do I look like

a fashion blogger to you?

You know what, maybe you should

check out my channel first, and then

decide if you still want to see me...

[acoustic guitar]

Well, thats it guys.

I hope you liked this song

and dont forget to subscribe

to my YouTube channel.

[blows kiss]

Many kisses!

[phone ringing]

Goodmorning Earthlings

and welcome to a

new episode with Astroviking!

If you've clicked on this video

for the first time, it might be

because you were wondering what is Laniakea.

Laniakea is our house in the Universe...

Laniakea...

[waves crashing]

Never been here before!

Really?

This is like my favorite place.

It's so special...

What's so special about it?

I don't know. Because it's quiet,

and it's dark...

Come, I want to show you something.

What are you doing?

Just trust me!

What!

Sit down.

You can't see them with all the city lights.

[eerie sounds]

God, there are so many!

Laniakea is our house in the Universe.

To be more precise, it is a tiny dot

in a gigantic conglomerate

of 10,000 galaxies amongst which

there is our Milky Way...

Alpha Centauri, the Star closest to

the Earth after the Sun: 4.3 light years...

in the scale of the universe

it is very, very close:

it's as if you were in the kitchen,

and opened the door

and stepped into the living room.

Bad news though:

with today's technologies

it would take us 30,000 years to get there

that's quite a big step

to reach a living room.

4.3 light years is nothing compared to the

size of Laniakea, which measures about

500 million light years.

Which is no more than a tiny dot

in the whole visible Universe.

[moaning]

Stars...

Cosmic microwave background...

Gravitational waves...

The Great Void...

Inflation!

What's the matter, baby?

I'm sorry, it's just a little bit

of stress from work...

[phone dings]

Good morning Earthlings!

Ready for a new episode?

UY Scuti is a bright red supergiant,

the leading candidate for being

the largest known star

is nothing compared to the size of...

...which measures about

500 billion light years...

[overlapping voice over]

...thus a volume nearly

5 billion times that of the Sun

Where does the light come from?

The Sun, you'll say... sure...

but what you don't know is that photons are

born in the Sun's nucleus and are trapped

there for millions of years until they

manage to reach the surface where they are

propelled for 150,000,000km

and in 10 minutes reach your skin

Photons...

F***ing photons!

[laughing]

[glass shatters]

Oh no... gravity!

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