A Taste of Phobia

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[light music]

[dramatic crescendo]

[dramatic music]

[TV static]

[water dripping]

[heavy breathing]

[classical music]

What?

No no no

F***!

[rip]

Ah!

[door clicks]

[eerie music]

[dramatic music buildup]

Run.

Ahh!

[screaming]

[thud]

[muffled screams]

Let me go please. Please, let me go!

[screaming]

No no no!

[heavy breathing]

[screams]

You're a real weirdo, you know that?

Seriously? Wax?

You're f***ed up dude, you're f***ed up!

[whimpering]

[screams]

[squish]

[screams]

[squirt]

[screams]

No, no, it's a pretty good place except for

the drains, they keep clogging.

Yeah. Of course I told the landlord.

He says it's never happened before, says

it's my fault somehow.

I guess it's my hair, but what am I supposed

to do, just shave it off?

[doorbell rings]

Yeah well... Ok, man, I gotta go,

I think the plumber is finally here.

[door opens]

[classical music plays]

[light music]

[birds chirping]

[coughing]

[phone ringing]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Eh, I've felt better.

Oh Lorna, not you too?

I guess this bugs really getting around.

No, no, absolutely not.

You should know better than anyone that

Ive never even taken a single pill

or a single drop of medicine.

Those pharmaceutical companies

dont care about you.

They just want to make easy money by selling

poison the public.

[coughs]

I'll be fine if I can just get some sleep.

Okay.

I hope you feel better too.

Ciao.

[hangs up]

[grunting]

[coughing]

[splashing]

[dramatic music]

[pop]

John...

John...

[popping]

John...

John...

John...

[coughing]

I didn't want to wake you. Please do me

a favor and take the medicine. Love, Lorna

[coughing]

[sniffling]

[clears throat]

[coughing]

[footsteps]

[echoes]

[echoes]

[click]

...authorities have not ruled out terrorism.

In other breaking news... The FDA has

announced a nationwide recall of the cold

and flu medicine Flemucosol, after the drug

has been linked to a number of deaths

nationwide. The FDA strongly

urges that if you have this

drug in your home to discontinue

its use immediately.

It is believed that a large quantity of the

drug, in its liquid form, has been

contaminated at the manufacturing facility.

The contaminant and the source are

not known at this...

[click]

[dramatic music]

[fizzing]

[gurgling]

[heavy breathing over violin]

[laughter]

[laughter]

Im telling you, this is

gonna be my masterpiece.

Are you listening?

Today were shooting the party scene.

Where Marcello rides that girl... you know?

Theyre celebrating the divorce of some

woman, and he says to her

"Its like youre a virgin again".

Why does he say that?

F*** do I know? It's something the

character says that in the movie.

Wait:
youve seen the movie, right?

La Dolce Vita?

Yeah.

I just dont like the line.

Why would you want to be f***in virgin man?

Huh? Being a virgin f***in sucks ass.

I dont f***ing get it.

It's symbolism or some sh*t,

I dont know!

Were doing porn, dont ask

too many questions.

I have a ton of ideas.

For the fountain of Trevi scene I want the

girl to yell "Marcello!

Cum here!" pointing at her tits.

You know?

Like "c-u-m".

Like orgasm.

And the final scene...

When the girl is waving at Marcello in the

distance, on the beach...

She goes like this...

Back to business:

Ive got a surprise for you...

Irina!

Irina!

Come here!

Salvatore, meet your partner for today.

The beautiful and innocent Irina.

Ill leave you alone.

Hi.

I'm Irina.

I'm gonna do the scene with you.

I am... a big fan of...

You. Your movies.

And your cock.

And your eyes.

Youre not so innocent then.

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