A Stand Up Guy Page #4
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- Eh, let me ask you a question.
- Hmm.
Is this the hot spot in town? This is it?
Let me see.
We have a broken-hearted
singing about a love he
probably never even had.
So if you call that a hot
spot, then this is the hot spot.
I think I have a crush.
Oh, let's hope not.
What's your name?
Hey, Manny. This is my brother.
- Your brother?
- Mm-hmm.
Nice to meet you.
Is it?
The f*** happened at your house growing up?
Well, she stole my
heart My car, my soul
She stole my spirit
And she hurt me so...
So we open the trunk, it's
like 3,000 beanie babies.
Chinese, black, Puerto Rican.
We thought we were hijacking cigarettes,
we ended up hijacking
a ten year old's dream.
Ha!
Many, come on.
When a man meets a woman
something happens inside,
deep inside.
His first inclination
is to recite a diatribe,
as he relates to his rebellious
history as a childhood thief,
thereby appearing edgy,
cool,
tough.
gain access into her lady palace.
What?
I didn't say anything.
She stole my spirit
And she hurt me so
I tried, I tried
I cried, I cried
And they found her
body I lied, I lied
This guy is killing me
with his depressing songs.
Had to do it
I mean, he's confessing to murder with
the worst voice I ever heard in my life.
Why don't you get up there?
No, no, no.
I don't show off in front of strangers.
Why stop now?
Showing off is just
insecurity masking as bravado.
I've got a 100 bucks
that says you won't do it.
I'll put 50 on top of that.
150 bucks just to go up there?
Uh-huh.
Who's bringing me up?
Hey, Mel.
Time to tuck your sensitive
heart back in your pants.
Just bring up this guy,
what's your name again?
Derek.
Little DD.
It's Derek.
Little Deacon.
All right. Yeah, please
welcome Little Deacon.
- It's Derek.
- Please welcome Little Derek.
And if anybody knows where JD is,
please come see me after the show.
- 150 bucks?
- Mm-hmm.
Put your money out.
and my love for music.
That was the opposite of uplifting, right?
I mean, the guy couldn't hit
a note if he blew Marvin Gaye.
Wow, you two.
What dressed you, a goat?
When was the last time
you shaved? Never ago?
No? Hair products?
Are you eating a jawbreaker
or is his balls in your mouth?
Your parents, definitely f***ed in woods.
Look at you.
The product of a deer and a man.
Two friends sharing one tooth.
I'm killing it up here.
This is great, I can do it all day.
So, when Lorie writes, "I still like you",
she really means, "I love you".
She just didn't write "love", right?
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