A Perfect Child of Satan Page #3

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- [Kevin] Doc?

- [Ali] What's he doing?

- [Nurse] Doctor Jones?

- He's here.

- [Kevin] You did it, did it.

- Here you go.

- Welcome to the world.

Christopher Neron Dunn.

- Neron?

Neron.

- Hey, made you smile.

He likes it.

- Well I guess if

he doesn't like it

he can change it

when he's older.

- I think he sounds

like a linebacker.

Somebody you don't

wanna mess with.

Helookstough.

He's definitely gonna

be a linebacker.

- You're stupid.

Your daddy's stupid.

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Don't you believe your mommy.

- Strange weather we're having.

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- I've never seen

clouds like that before.

Maybe we're gonna get a tornado.

' Uatlghs) Yeah.

We're gonna get a tornado.

We get those in

California every clay.

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- I think you stole

mommy's brain cells.

Yes you did.

- Nuh uh.

- Congratulations new mom.

How's the new mom feeling?

- Hey, how 'bout the new clad?

- The new clad doesn't

have a vagina,

so I'm sure he's

feeling pretty perky.

' Uatlghs) Yeah.

- Okay, she's a bad

influence on the baby.

- Move.

- I'll take that.

- Oh he is so precious.

Ancl of course is my

luck, my car broke down

so I had to take a cab.

- Oh Tara you didn't

have to do that.

- Yes, I did.

So you finally have

your little prince.

I Um hmmm

Ancl I better make

the most of him.

Doctor says I

can't have another.

- But, no, Allison,

you can adopt one.

- Yeah.

- Listen, I envy you.

You are a strong

woman, a kick ass wife.

Ancl the 2nd most

beautiful woman under me.

(all chuckling)

So no more sob stories.

Qkay.

- You have a beautiful

boy and husband.

So bask in it.

It only comes once.

- [Ali] I love you.

- I know you do, everybody does.

I:

So I can't stay long.

I have to head home here soon.

Qkay.

Well you need Kevin

to give you a ride?

- If you don't mind.

Are you sure you'd be

okay here by yourself?

- Yeah, of course.

Why wouldn't I be?

- So, you think I'm

beautiful huh? (laughs)

(scoffs)

- Don't let it get to your head.

I swear if Neron has your

ego, the world is screwed.

- [Kevin] Yeah well.

- So beautiful.

(laughs)

Thanks for the ride beautiful.

- Third time's a charm.

(laughs)

- I swear your son is

gonna be a mess of trouble.

(sighs) My God are you serious?

- [Kevin] What's wrong?

- Dammit.

Oh my God are you serious?

Dammit.

I dropped my keys in the cab.

(sighs)

- Got a bobby pin?

- I don't know.

- That'll work.

- Do you even know

what you're doing?

- I'd like to think so.

(Tara laughs)

I used to break

into Allison's dorm

so she wouldn't get

caught coming in late.

Tada.

- Well look at you.

- Yep, my ill spent

youth pays off.

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