A Perfect Child of Satan

Synopsis: What could possibly go wrong with online dating?
Genre: Horror, Short
Director(s): Lucifer Valentine
21 min



(triumphant music)

(energetic music)

(crowd chattering)

- Excuse me do you

speak any English?

Do you speak English, anyone?


- Se habla ingls.

- You speak English?

- Si, (laughs) yes!

- Yes, yes!

I um, I think I'm lost.

I uh, I-I lost my friends

three, um, three um,

guys that look kinda like

me but not really like me

but they're Americans.

- Ah Americanos.

- Si Americanos.



- YES.

- Oh!

- I've seen plenty

of them, everywhere!


- That's uh, that's uh

just not gonna help.

Uh, oh boy.

Oh, I need to find them.

I need...

- They're around somewhere.


- Yeah, they're

around somewhere.

That's brilliant.

(unsettling tones)

Oh boy.

Oh hi.

(speaks in foreign language)

Li7i ?;V1

(speaks in foreign language)

(speaks in foreign language)

Hey hey hey hey,

where you going?

(speaking foreign language)

Okay, I'll go.

- Hey!

- Hey-

- She a loco girl.

- That's okay.

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But, if you're looking

for something unusual,

I can do much better than that.


- No no no, I gotta, I

need to find my friends.

- I think you

should come with me.


We'll find your friends.

- Hey do you speak English?


- Vamos!

- You'll help me

find my friends?

- Vamos.

- Okay, vamos.

Another word I don't

know what that means.

(speaks in foreign language)

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Ah, oh.

(speaks in foreign

language) (chuckles)

I get it.

You're a fortune teller, right?


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I need to find my friends.


- Oh don't doubt the

supernatural my friend.

- Nah, I don't really

believe in that stuff, so...

- It's the clay of the dead,

(speaking foreign language).

Time to set aside

the world you know.

It's not necessary to

believe, it just is.

- Uh hm.

- Think of it as

entertainment if you like.

- Okay, let's do this.

- Now, in order for us to

search into the deepest

part of the universe,

we must relax our minds.

So drink!



- Just one drink and then

we go find my friends.

- [Fortune Teller] Drink.

- Oh.






- Ah, yes, yes.

(speaks in foreign language)

(sinister music)


(serene music)

(tense music)

(ominous music)

- Hello, hello,

wake up, wake up!

Oh God!

Wake UP!


(brooding music)

- Allison what are

you doing here?

Your shift was

over two hours ago.

- [Allison] Uh, guess

my watch stopped.

- Sure.

(Allison chuckling)

You know that girl in there

has been asking for you.

- Oh she has?

I'll go and check on her.

- Seems like a great girl.

- [Allison] She is.

- You bought her that

bike that was in there

the other clay, didn't you?

- She's been in

ER for three clays.

Her parent's can't even

afford to admit her,

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- You know she's

not gonna be around

long enough to enjoy it?

- She will, don't say that.



(doorbell rings)

- Oh my God, Stupa!

I thought you went

back to India?

- No my in-laws came

from India, and they

don't want me to travel unless--

- How, you too?

You didn't even

tell me about this!

- Surprised?

- Crazy!

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- [Stupa] Thank you

- [Host] Thank you.

- [Blonde] Hello.

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- [Blonde] How are you?

- I'm good.

I was getting a little worried

you weren't coming

back to the States.

- Oh my God are you crazy?

I wouldn't miss this

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- Get your butt in there.

How was Paris?

- Oh my God Ali, it is amazing.

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