A Night in Old Mexico Page #4

her back, goddamn she was pretty.

And built good, you know.

Everything just right.

And I said, hey you come on over

and let's go, what do you say?

And she did, just like that.

Never asked any questions or laughed,

grabbed my hand and off we went.

Well, she was wild alright.

Whoo...

Wild as the day God

made mother heaven.

Got yourself a hottie, huh?

I married her.

She's your grandmother, boy.

Hey Red, what about this place?

And what about... whoo...?

What about it?

Well, singing and dancing women.

Wasn't that what you wanted to see?

See boy. What do you do?

Come here and load a water melon?

I don't want to see.

Hell, I want to do.

Come on.

Let's go.

Out of the way.

A**hole.

- Well they ain't gonna be here.

- You okay?

Wake up, Peppidro.

- Yes, yes, of course.

- We're looking for a good time.

Girls, huh? I know where all the pretty

girls are. Come on, I take you there.

- Hear that.

- What?

- He knows the place.

- He knows what place?

Come on, cowboy.

Let's go.

That's it.

It's them, boy.

Hey!

- I ain't got no opella.

- Papers.

I got I.D.

- Who is this?

- A friend.

This is a house of prostitution.

Yes, this is a whore house. Where the

hell you think we're going to bring you?

- You looking for a good time?

- Ah, we're looking for a couple of guys.

Oh see. Me too.

I'll show you guys a good time.

What you think?

These are pretty girls, no?

Hidy there ladies.

My don't you look splendid.

Take your pick.

They all willing, you know?

Are you sure you want to do this?

Come on, you're drunk.

Drunk? Not me. Hell, I could

drink a gallon of this sheep dip!

Come on, Miko, make your

pick cause my feet hurts.

Now, hold on. Which one of you

little darlings, aye, want to dance now?

I may be a little rusty but...

Eenee menee, run around.

Eenee menee, I'm going to

find somebody in this town.

You first. Come on.

Let's go. Come on....

Come on girlie. There's boogie

woogie. Come on. Come on.

Come on.

There's boogie woogie, man.

Let one of this

pretty girls for yourself.

- Should have fun, ain't ya?

- Yeah. Alright.

Come on. Well, I think you've

had your fun. Let's go.

How much quanto, quantos for a dance?

Muchos.

Oh, Red, Red, Red... come on, let's go.

Come on, that's enough.

- Alright, let's go.

- Mikarida, mikarida, adios.

That's it, that's it.

You no good, son of a b*tch.

Yeah, it is them.

Just you don't feel so hot now, huh?

Just fine.

Thank you for your sincere concern.

- Gally.

- Yeah.

I won't want your daddy

to hear about this.

He won't.

You don't have to worry about that.

Hey Red, what ever happened to her?

Who you talking about?

My grandmother.

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