A Low Down Dirty Shame Page #3

We are from two different worlds.

Is that why you two broke up?

No. She left me for another guy.

You get to do what you do best today.

Go shopping.

Check that place out

and a couple of shops in the area.

Buy a few things, ask a few questions.

See what you can dig up.

Like what? A sock? A key chain?

What?

In Beverly Hills, this little bit of change

is only gonna buy me trinkets.

- Sh*t! I know you're trying to trick me.

- Ain't nobody trying to trick you.

- Look, come on, Peaches!

- Give it up, big daddy!

I better not hear you was down

at the swapmeet going wild with my money.

Hmm. Thank you.

Hey, hey, come on. Look here, now!

Look, I need a file, right?

You got the proper paperwork?

Paperwork? I need paperwork?

I'm tired of hooking you up.

I'm the one that hooks you up.

When was the last time you hooked me up?

You forgot about Sheila? Nice ass.

I turned that number over to you.

You rolled her over!

She was in a wheelchair.

- I didn't say nothing 'bout her legs.

- That acne?

But you hit it, right?

What kind of questions you asking me,

brother?

Benny, did you?

Everything was good? It was good, right?

Come on back. You sick, man.

I told you,

don't sleep on the handicapped, brother!

You got a current address on him?

Gimme a few days, I'll get it.

No, just do me a favour.

- Give me a copy of this.

- Take it.

Just take it, take it, just take it.

- You like theatre, right?

- I used to be an actor.

Here, I got these from a client.

Take anybody you want.

Ah, thanks, Shame.

I tell ya, I hook ya up, Benny.

- Thursday at the Forum.

- OK. Thanks, man.

OK, Peace, Benny.

''Gary Coleman is Mr Bojangles!''

Hey! What the f*** are you doing here?

- Got myself a missing persons case.

- No sh*t?

No sh*t. I saw you on TV this morning.

You broke that jewellery heist all by yourself?

Give it up for the lieutenant!

Knock it off! Back to work.

Get outta here!

I think I see a cape hanging out your back,

man!

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird,

it's a plane, it's a 50-year-old Puerto Rican!

Hey, Peaches.

- Come get me on Rodeo. Got some info.

- Yeah, I'll meet you there in a minute.

Hi!

- So, you like?

- Salt n' Pepa had a garage sale?

You know what? For somebody to be as

smart as you are, you ain't got no class.

Let me enlighten you about a few things.

This is Frimi.

- Frime.

-This is Frimi, with an I, not an E.

OK? Now, they had a designer sale.

So I took advantage.

No sh*t? Did they throw in a beeper

and a get out of jail free card?

And just because

I am such a thoughtful person,

I got you a little something, too.

- For me?

- And those are silk.

Silk drawers and a red tie? Oh, I've got

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