A Little Bit of Heaven Page #2

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- Ohhh.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

Could you tell him

that Marley Corbett called?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Bye, bye.

Okay, I gotta say something.

I think this Vice Presidency

is making your tits smaller.

Really?

Yeah.

- Really?

- Hm hum.

- Hey.

- Hey, Rob.

- Think Marley's tits are shrinking?

- Like, right now?

- No, in general.

- Uh, yeah.

- How are we doing on Coffee Land?

- Great. Our favourite so far.

'Drink this dark-flavoured spit

and it'll make you sh*t. '

- Tell him the others.

- Can't. He has to be across town at 1,

beck here for storyboards at 3

and dinner at 6

and after dinner we have drinks

with the Home Depot.

That's why I love this woman.

I love you.

Jesus. He's running you ragged.

You look... not so good.

- When did you last see a doctor?

- Does Dr Phil count?

Ow!

Sh*t.

Oh.

You look familiar.

- Have we had sex?

- No, um, I'm sorry.

Never mind.

I was just joking.

- Marley, I'm Dr Goldstein.

- You're Dr... Goldstein?

- Yes, I'm Jewish, from Mexico.

- No. I mean,

I just expected somebody older,

not so...

young.

Take a seat.

- So, Marley...

- Hmm.

- What seems to be the problem?

- Not so sure. Hence being here.

Look up. So you've been experiencing

some weight loss, right?

- Umm...

- And you had some blood in your stool?

Yes, I've been experiencing

some of that bleeding

you're talking about.

Just lie on your back. I'm gonna

feel around your stomach, okay?

- Just relax.

- Okay.

I'm kind of ticklish,

so don't be a wuss.

Don't get all feather-fing...

Ow!

Okay, Marley,

we're gonna need to run some tests.

- Up! Time.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Pens.

- There's still two more seconds left.

- What are you doing?

- Down. Pens down.

Is it weird that

I always find the word 'slut'?

Too bad you only get two points

for 'slut'.

Whore gets you three points.

Time.

It's pink juice time.

- Think of it like, like bubble gum urine.

- Yummy! Bottoms up.

Mmm. Uh mmm.

Isn't this stuff supposed

to clean you out?

Maybe you didn't do it right.

How can she not do it right?

She drank it.

Maybe she drank it too fast,

or, I don't know, too slow.

Ooh! Aw!

Yee-ha-ha.

Let us know

when it starts working.

Oh, my God!

- Good morning, Marley.

- Oh, really.

Is it? I'm about to get a huge camera

stuck up my butt.

So I don't know

if that qualifies as good.

I just need you to sign this document

which states that you understand

all the colonoscopy's risks,

which include heavy bleeding, uh,

infection, perforation, rupture.

On a scale of one to ten,

one being 'never'

and ten being 'happens all the time',

what are the chances of you

rupturing my ass?

Well, not.

The chances are very slim.

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