A Kid Called Mayonnaise Page #4

A feeling of hope despite life's funny way

of crushing your soul.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no,

we can't lose it.

Not now.

[groans]

Come on, song, I need you!

[breathing heavily]

[laughs]

Oh, my cancin suprema!

[laughs]

Oh, okay.

Ooh, bumps.

We're good. We're good.

Sorry. Okay.

[train whistle blows]

Just give us the duck.

It's my birthday.

I'll take care of this.

The duck, please.

You don't have to smash it

just because they want you to.

I know.

Come on!

- Come on!

- They're getting away !

[groaning]

[panting]

My stomach hurts.

My stomach hurts.

Goosebumps.

A feeling of hope despite life's funny way

of crushing your soul.

I'll explain later.

Come on!

Make it up

as we go along

And if we write

our own story

We'll never be boring

And we can get it on

It's hard to explain

What's goin' on

inside my brain

It's like a puppy parade

Rain down confetti

on my day

On count of

one, two, three

Triple duck day,

move your feet

Tell me what you thought

In a secret language

we'll make up

So what if we're

the underdogs

We'll make it up

as we go along

And if we write

our own story

We'll never be boring

And we can get it on

So what if we're

the underdogs

We'll make it up

as we go along

La cancin suprema!

La cancin suprema!

[laughing]

Hey. It's okay.

Well, hello.

Mom, this is

the birthday girl.

- Hi.

- Oh, well, welcome to the Alamo.

What happened

with the ostrich?

I didn't name him,

so I thought, this time,

I'm really gonna do it.

but then I put him in

this little outfit.

I mean,

look at him.

So dashing.

Mayo:
So that's pretty much

the whole story, house.

The birthday girl

wanted to tell me her name,

but I asked her if I could keep calling her

the birthday girl,

and she said okay.

Souvlaki, gamora,

angina, huzzah.

Mayo:
Those are the words

she invented

that you say right before

you let it go.

Get ready!

[spitting]

Hey, happy birthday.

Hey. Thanks.

Mayo:
So, house, if you're wondering about

my new life here,

I'd have to say

it's pretty snazzy.

Sure, I almost got clobbered

trying to save this duck,

but I learned that when

your brain is saying,

"Hey, buddy, are you sure you

want to do this?"

That's when you gotta say,

"Brain, it's time for me to make a stand."

Bye for now, house.

I miss you guys,

and I hope you miss me, too.

So what if we're

the underdogs

We make it up

as we go along

And if we write

our own story

We'll never be boring

And we can get it on

So what if we're

the underdogs

We make it up

as we go along

And if we write

our own story

We'll never be boring

And we can get it on

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