
A Kid Called Mayonnaise
- TV-Y7
- Year:
- 2017
- 25 min
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[alarm beeping]
[slurping]
Ahh.
[touch tones]
[phone line ringing]
Mayo's Voice:
Hello. You've reachedthe Davis residence.
We've moved to Los Angeles.
If you want to
buy our house,
please call my mom,
Muriel,
care of the Alamo Motel.
Or just leave a message.
- [beep]
- Mayo:
Hey, house.I just thought I'd
call and say hi.
Mourning doves,
I know you're eavesdropping,
so I'll say hi to you, too.
Remember, don't eat Horace.
I know he's just a slug,
but he's a pretty good guy.
Sailor rubber ducky,
sorry you
fell out of the box.
I'll come back
to get you soon.
I like it here.
But the truth is,
when I first got to the Alamo,
I wasn't so sure.
Neither was mom.
When she took the job
at the motel,
I don't think she knew
how hard it would be.
And I guess I didn't know
There is this girl,
Calamine Jones,
And she hated me,
but I didn't know why.
Then there's this
business man kind of guy.
His name is Mr. Cavendish.
He likes playing
this weird game.
It's just weird.
[whispering]
I'm sorry.
I really don't have time
for the game right now,
Mr. Cavendish
[sighs, whispers]
[louder]
[shouting]
You win again,
Mr. Cavendish.
Mayo:
And then there'sthis kid Lance,
who, I gotta say,
was a bit of a creepster.
Oh. Hey, Lance.
You're up early.
Yes. Mother and I are going
Is that like
a blood bank?
[spitting]
Yeah,
but for saliva.
Good morning.
Come on, Lance,
we want to beat the lines.
They pay $10 a quart.
Lancelot Arthur Kincaid.
[sighs]
Mayo:
I wasn't surehow I fit in here,
or even if I wanted to.
Then the other day,
I heard this song.
[phone rings]
Muriel:
Welcome to the Alamo,L.A.'s best kept secret.
We have an ostrich?
I'm gonna have to
put you on hold
for just one tiny second.
Someone left him
in the middle of the night.
People see a movie about
some super cool animal,
and they decide
they gotta get one.
Then they say, "Hey,
it's not super cool at all.
"It's a nasty, freaky,
fuzzy land bird."
And then they say,
"Hey, let's just
"drop this thing off
at the Alamo,
"and that crazy stray animal lady
will take care of it."
Not this time.
This monster's going to
an animal shelter
where it belongs.
Just don't name it,
Mom.
Whenever you name them,
you never get rid of them.
Right, Frank?
Don't worry.
So, what's up
with you today?
Well, I just saw this girl
drive by on a birthday float.
She was wearing this crown,
and she was sitting on
a purple throne.
And then she saw me.
And waved.
It was like--
And then I was like--
And-- and then
Okay.
Yeah, so I was wondering
if I could, you know,
head off to go
look around for her.
Nice try.
I need to make new friends here.
Well, what's wrong
with Lance?
He's selling his own spit.
That Calamine Jones
seems sort of interesting.
She doesn't talk.
I'm pretty sure
she hates my guts.
[tapping on glass]
Well, I can't just let you
wander off into the city.
And I'm too busy to
drive you myself.
Nice ostrich.
Maybe Candy
can drive me.
- Who?
- I met this girl.
He waved at a girl.
She waved at me first.
Let me see her wave.
Your wave.
Yeah. Yeah, I can
drive him, Miss Davis.
It's fine.
I gotta go out, anyways.
This looks very important.
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