A Kid Called Mayonnaise Page #2
- TV-Y7
- Year:
- 2017
- 25 min
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so they left it
at our house.
My mom opened up this box,
and there was a baby inside.
Me.
What? No.
She named me Mayo,
which is short for mayonnaise,
'cause the box she found me in
was a mayonnaise box.
Mm-hm.
You're a liar.
I never lie.
[phone quacking]
It's mom.
You want to ask her
if it's true?
You were found in a box?
No. Come on, seriously.
Last chance.
[phone quacking]
Okay.
Hey, Mom.
Yeah, I'm fine.
No, no birthday girl yet.
How's it goin'
with the ostrich?
Keep away from me,
you monster.
Whatever you do,
don't name it.
I'm not gonna name it.
Come on, birthday girl.
Where are you?
These songs stink.
How do you know
when you've found it,
la cancin suprema?
It's weird,
but your stomach
starts to hurt.
Then...
you get goosebumps.
[chuckles]
Then a feeling of hope,
despite life's funny way
of crushing your soul.
That's her!
Turn around,
turn around!
Okay. We'll catch 'em
on Alameda.
Okay, come on.
Why doesn't she
like me?
She's just being
Calamine Jones.
That's her!
Over here.
Mayo:
I'll tell ya, house.Could have been perfect.
Then I got ambushed
by a rubber ducky.
Whoa.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Where is she?
She's over--
No, she--
[sighs]
Dude, you had her.
I know.
I've just never seen a rubber ducky
like that before, okay?
It's just so snazzy.
What, so you're into
rubber duckies or something?
[scoffs] No.
Definitely not.
I mean, maybe
when I was a kid, but--
I have a huge collection
of rubber duckies
that I keep in
a display case.
I like to
give them names and...
sometimes I take baths
with them.
I know. Okay?
Let's just go home.
No. No, no, no.
Come on.
She's out there
somewhere.
Nobody said making friends
was easy.
How would you know?
I mean, you're just so
not me.
When I was a kid,
I moved four times
in five years.
I think I know what
lonely is like.
Sometimes I call my old house
and talk to it.
For three years...
my best friend was
a stuffed turtle
named Brainino.
[chuckling]
That's pretty weird.
Oh, yeah? Well, at least
I don't take baths with rubber duckies.
Weirdo.
[laughing]
Pull over.
There!
The birthday girl.
I'm a little scared.
That's okay.
Sometimes, when my brain
is telling me to flee,
I do this thing
where I trick it
by fleeing,
but fleeing in the direction of the thing
that I'm scared of.
- Got it?
- No.
Flee!
Flee!
- Flee!
- Okay, oh-- Good luck!
Don't talk about rubber duckies!
[chuckles]
Hey, how's it goin'?
- [clapping]
- Well done, very nice.
Strong effort.
Oh, hi. I'm Mayo.
Mayo Davis.
How's it goin'?
I like your dresses.
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