A Haunted House Page #4

don't think I speak English!

Hmm.

Yo, I got a nice pool.

You want to come on down?

Yeah, we got a Jacuzzi.

Que pasa?

Ay, Dios mio!

Whoo! Dios mio!

Whoo!

Hey, Rosa. We're back.

Hola!

Ah!

Si!

Yo tambien.

I don't know

what you saying.

Mm-hmm!

- Baby!

- What?

Look at how

she's swimming.

Hey, Steve.

Steve, look.

Check this out.

Black girl don't like

getting her hair wet.

Hey, hey, hey!

Malcolm, cut that sh*t out!

Just got my hair did.

You know that.

You're looking

good over there, baby.

Hey, show us your tits.

What?

Show us your tits!

Whoa, whoa.

No, no, no, no, no!

I knew she would do it.

You like that?

No, no. That was awkward.

Oh, yeah? But did you

like it a little bit?

They're cockeyed.

Yeah, I know.

One's bigger

than the other one.

That way you can

have a favorite.

Baby?

- No!

- Whoo!

Your head's

gonna get pregnant!

Let's do reverse.

Wow, man, I am loving

this camera of yours.

This is really cool.

I bet you're shooting

all kinds of extracurricular

activities with this camera.

Actually, I'm not.

You aren't?

None.

You're not?

You know, ever since

Kisha moved in,

I haven't seen

no parts of the vagina.

No!

It's like she moved in,

and her vagina

moved out the same day.

You gotta be kidding me!

Yeah.

That makes me angry.

Not as angry as

it makes my penis.

Well, I am angry

for your penis.

Mr. Happy is

not so happy.

Oh, that's infuriating.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, man.

It makes me very upset

to hear that.

But you know,

there is something

you can do

to spice it up

if you want to.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

What?

Well, you know how, like,

if you get tired

of driving your car,

you might

test-drive a new car?

Mm-hmm.

Maybe you would

even let somebody else

drive your car

for a little while,

you know?

Get a whole new

appreciation of your vehicle

when you do that.

Are you talking about

swapping girlfriends?

- What? No!

- Excuse me?

Oh, wow!

I don't know where you

were goin' with that!

Oh, wow!

I was talking about cars!

My bad.

You would never do it?

I would absolutely

never do it.

Me neither.

Me neither.

What kind of pervert

does that?

That's what you

would have to be.

It takes a pervert

to swap girlfriends.

You never have done it,

and you never would, huh?

No, Steve.

Even if you got drunk enough

or something like that?

Like, you might have a few

too many drinks and say,

"Why not?

Let's give it a try,"

if there was a couple

that was into it.

No.

No. Yeah, me neither.

That's how I feel.

But even, like, maybe

if you got a little high,

maybe on a Saturday night

or something like that,

and you were like...

Even then.

Yeah. Like, even if

this couple was, like,

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