A Haunted House

Synopsis: In October 2012 a video footage is found at the home of Malcolm Johnson and the recordings are still unexplained. Past this prologue a story in flashback form unfolds. During the summer of 2012, Malcolm and Kisha move in together and start a happy life. One night Kisha notices a few unexplained phenomena that convince her their house is haunted by ghosts. To allay her fears Malcom hires a camera crew to film inside the house day and night. A few nights later Malcom and Keisha have sex on camera, despite Keisha's protests at being filmed. Upon reviewing the sex tape the next day, Malcom and Keisha notice a few paranormal phenomena caught on tape. Malcom wants to sell the house but the housing market is slow. Therefore, Malcom decides to hire a psychic to come to the house and investigate. After Kisha confesses to making a deal with the devil for a pair of shoes things start to make sense but it doesn't solve the problems caused by the paranormal phenomena.

Genre: Comedy, Fantasy

Director(s): Michael Tiddes

Actors: Marlon Wayans, Marlene Forte, Essence Atkins, David Koechner

Production: Open Road Films

1 win & 1 nomination.


IMDB:: 5.1
Metacritic:: 20
Rotten Tomatoes:: 10%

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: R
Year:: 2013
: 86 min
: $32,536,865
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Why isn't this
stupid thing workin'?
See, that's that bullshit.
I'm taking this shit
right back to Best Buy.
Or not.
Stupid lens cap.
Wow!
Brand-new camera.
I'm filming
everything with this.
Christmas, New Year's,
vagina.
All right.
Today is the big day.
My girlfriend
Kisha's moving in.
Now, all my boys
keep telling me,
"Don't do it, don't do it,
"because everything's
gonna change.
"She's gonna take
over your house.
"She's never
gonna cook again.
"And worst of all,
"you're putting
your dick in jail."
I think they're trippin'.
Once she moves in,
everything's gonna
be perfect.
Place looks nice.
Baby boy cleaned up
for you, huh?
Oh, shit!
Rosa!
Hey, you gotta
announce yourself.
You can't just
creep up on me.
Aw, come on.
This is my
housekeeper, Rosa.
Say hi. Say hi.
Say hi!
Hi! Hola.
Say "Hola." Hola.
Bye-bye!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
Do this.
Oh!
I'm a big bambino?
You know I love you.
Hey, Shiloh!
Say hi to Mommy.
I'm gonna hump you
on your leg, Kisha.
That's right.
And I'm gonna lick you
all over your face
with my dog-ball mouth.
Oh, shit.
Here she comes.
Hi, baby!
Hey, baby! Hi!
No, no, Shiloh!
Wait! No, no, no, no!
Shiloh! What did you do?
I didn't see him!
What did you do?
I'm so sorry.
Oh, my God!
Shiloh, come on, breathe.
Maybe he's
just playing dead.
He doesn't know
how to play dead.
He knows how to shake hands.
He knows how to fetch.
He knows how to roll over.
He don't know
how to play dead.
Come on, Shiloh, breathe.
One, two, three.
Breathe.
Aww!
Give me
the jumper cables.
The jumper cables?
Give me
the goddamn jumper cables!
Don't you die on me!
Start the car!
Clear! Go!
Oh, shit!
Meet me at the hospital!
The hospital's that way!
Don't go towards
the light, Shiloh!
You're in
a better place now, buddy.
I'm so, so sorry.
It's okay, baby.
It's...
It's not your fault.
Yes, it is.
You know, look...
Look on the bright side.
I'm allergic to dogs.
I know, but that's what
was so great about Shiloh.
He was hypoallergenic.
Shiloh!
Oh, my God!
Look at all this shit.
Okay, Malcolm,
this is the last box.
What's with the camera?
I'm documenting
our lives together.
Say hi.
Hi! Okay. Mmm.
That ass
lookin' nice, baby.
Hey, hey.
Pan up, pan up.
I see that.
Baby, you are officially
a hoarder.
I swear to God, I'm gonna
open one of these boxes
and find, like, a dead cat
and an old
baloney sandwich in it.
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.
Oh, my God.
Do you need these?
Yes! These are...
For what?
These are good
wedding shoes!
One to 10, what are you
feeling right now about that?
Um, 8.7.
What do you
feel about that?
Nine. Nine.
No, wait! Come on. Come on.
What's this? Hold on.
This is a box that my aunt
brought from Kenya.
This is a nine, too.
Oh, my God!
Hi, my name is Kisha Davis,
and I'm a hoarder.
There's shame.
Oh, wow.
Are these
your daddy's ashes?
Yes, Malcolm.
They go where I go.
So, we're gonna
have his ghost
watching over us?
Just put him in
the other room.
He likes to watch TV.
He's dead.
What's he gonna watch?
American Horror Story?
Okay, babe,
these video games,
they have to go.
Wait. Leave my
video games alone.
They're tacky.
- I'm not gonna break it.
- Give me my camera!
"Negra?"Did she
just call me a n*gger?
What? What?
I will lambada your ass!
English! English!
Speak English!
Baby. Baby. Baby!
You know she
don't like me, right?
Oh, I know
what's going on here.
You got some
Schwarzenegger stuff
going on in here, right?
Really?
Yeah, okay, yeah.
Yeah, we're gonna
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Marlon Wayans

Marlon Lamont Wayans (July 23, 1972) is an American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and film producer, beginning with his role as a pedestrian in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka in 1988. He frequently collaborates with his brother Shawn Wayans, as he was on The WB sitcom The Wayans Bros. and in the comedic films Scary Movie, Scary Movie 2, White Chicks, Little Man, and Dance Flick. However, Wayans had a dramatic role in Darren Aronofsky's critically acclaimed Requiem for a Dream, which saw his departure from the usual comedies. In 2009, he appeared in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. In 2013, he had a leading role in A Haunted House and co-starred in The Heat. A Haunted House 2 was released on April 18, 2014. He also appeared in the Netflix film Naked. Marlon has partnered with former Funny or Die co-founder Randy Adams to create What the Funny, an online destination for urban comedy. Marlon created the comedy competition television show, Funniest Wins, which aired on TBS in June - August 2014. As of 2014, Marlon and his brothers have been traveling the U.S. with "The Wayans Brothers Tour". In 2016, Wayans wrote, produced and starred in Fifty Shades of Black. The film is a parody of the 2015 erotic romantic drama film Fifty Shades of Grey. In 2017, NBC gave him his own sitcom, Marlon, for a 10-episode run. In September 2017, Marlon got renewed for a second season by NBC, set to premiere in 2018. more…

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