A Guy Thing Page #3

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Tell us how|the ad campaign looks...

for "North American|River and Stream."

Pretty good, sir.|I'm projecting...

Why don't you get up there|and talk to us?

Make a presentation.|Take over the room.

Hooking us is half the battle.|Still got to reel us in.

OK...

It's a good news,|bad news situation.

The good news is...

we've had steady growth|over the last six months.

- Nice.|- Good.

Just give me a second here.

Do you mind if I take|a quick restroom break?

No. Go ahead.

Great. Be right back.

Looks like you're getting|a weak bladder in the family.

Oh, my God, it burns!

What is it?

What...?

Jesus Christ!

Ted. Hey.

God damn it.

Thank you.

Hello.

What can I do for you?

I need to get|some crab medicine.

What?

Crab medicine.

- I don't...|- You know...

Crab medicine.

Let me see.|Crab medicine.

- Gladys!|- What?

Is crab medicine|Aisle 3 or Aisle 4?

Crab medicine?

Crab medicine!

Crab medicine!

- Yeah!|- Aisle 3!

I'll get it. Thanks.|Excuse me.

Here you go. Good luck.

Are there special directions|for this stuff?

I don't know.|Let me ask Phil.

Phil, this crab stuff...

Is there any special|application technique, sir?

He wants to see it.

Paul!

My future son-in-law.|I thought that was you.

What a nice surprise.

Sandra, hi.

Small world.|What brings you here?

Actually,|I forgot something in...

I am so relieved|that your mother decided...

not to cook|the rehearsal dinner.

I'm not saying|anything about her cooking.

It's a really big job.

That reminds me. I've got|to help her find a caterer.

There's my guy.

You almost left|without your stuff.

Now, about those crabs...

They were delicious.

Jeff is an incredible chef.

He gave me a recipe for...

Crab Louie that was|out of this world.

- Really?|- Yeah. What?

You're a chef?

Yes, I am.

I'm putting myself|through cooking school...

working the pharmacy thing.

Isn't that wonderful?

Is there a chance|you might be able...

to cook dinner|for 20 people on Friday?

It's a rehearsal dinner|for Paul and my daughter.

Wow, I'm honored...

- I can only pay $500.|- Done.

- Wonderful.|- Incredible.

That was easy. Thank you.

Bucky, come on.

These are going|to be our in-laws...

so we really have|to make sure that...

Honey, I'm a pants salesman.

I know how|to act around people.

I can sell pants.

Give your gift, baby.

I like me inside.

- Yes.|- Yeah.

Buck, Dorothy, welcome.

- I'm so sorry we're late.|- You're fine.

- Hi, Buck.|- How are you?

Nice area|you got up here, Kenny.

Yeah, we like it.

Yeah. New Benz, I see.

Must have gotten|ripped off on that thing.

I don't think so.|I looked around.

Just joshing, Ken.|Fine vehicle.

Hi, Dorothy. Hi, Buck.

There she is.

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