A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Page #3

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I'm so excited.

Dad, this is f***ing bullshit.

I'll call you next week.

We'll do yoga.

I've said it before

and I'll say it again.

Your dad is a selfish prick.

Smoothie?

Ooh.

It's gonna be sad

not coming out here.

Me and Willy might not

even be around next summer.

The L.A. thing again?

Are you serious?

You just moved into

that place in Brooklyn.

But Willow's doing really

good with her acting.

She did that Pizza Hut

Latin America commercial.

Ooh, deliciosa!

Her dad is gonna hook me up

with a job at a big law firm.

What about the album?

I'll work on the album

while I'm doing law.

Yeah? Will you?

You know what I'm excited about?

Throwing one of these parties

in my one-bedroom apartment.

That'll be fun, right?

Maybe I can put

the food out on the fire escape.

Eric.

The band in the bathroom.

I have to get more outlets.

I'll get a power strip.

Why not? I'll splurge.

Eric.

What?

This is a major moment.

It's okay to let the hurt in.

To allow yourself to actually

be present in a moment.

Okay, thanks, doc. You really

make the moment more real

by talking about how real

the moment is in the middle.

No, I understand.

You're probably feeling

some anger and some

misdirected frustra-

Feel better now?

A little bit, yeah.

Dude, that was awesome.

Oh, f***!

Oh!

What about now?

Oh, much better.

Now I'm in the moment.

McCRUDDEN:
I don't

understand summer school.

Isn't the point of being a teacher

that you get summers off?

Well, they pay us poop, so,

what am I gonna do, waitress?

Oh, my God, the big news.

So the principal told me today

that the friendship bracelets that the girls

are wearing are actually sex bracelets.

Hmm.

What?

I saw something

about that on Oprah.

Girls we r these different

color bracelets

and every color represents,

like, a sex thing.

So if you tear off a girl's

blue bracelet,

that means

she has to give you oral.

Yup.

What's a yellow bracelet?

Uh, a hug.

Aww.

Oh, sweet.

I know.

What about purple?

Teabagging?

Oh!

Really?

Well, what is teabagging?

Balls in mouth.

Oh, no!

Teabagging?

What is with the kids today?

Well, the blowj*b

is the new French kiss.

Wow, we really missed

the boat on that one.

I feel like if we had had

sex bracelets back then,

no one would have

torn mine off.

Ohh. No, no, no, sweetie.

I would have torn off

your BJ bracelet.

You're just saying that,

but thanks, Eric.

Thanks for letting me

blow you.

You're welcome.

You're a good friend.

Hey, Dody.

Mm-hm?

Hi. Can I help you?

Are you Eric?

Yes.

Hi. We spoke on the phone.

I'm Dody Henderson from

the Henderson Realty Group.

And this is my associate

Kelly Tanner.

Hi. How are you?

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