A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Page #3
I'm so excited.
Dad, this is f***ing bullshit.
I'll call you next week.
We'll do yoga.
I've said it before
and I'll say it again.
Your dad is a selfish prick.
Smoothie?
Ooh.
It's gonna be sad
not coming out here.
even be around next summer.
The L.A. thing again?
Are you serious?
You just moved into
that place in Brooklyn.
But Willow's doing really
good with her acting.
She did that Pizza Hut
Latin America commercial.
Ooh, deliciosa!
Her dad is gonna hook me up
with a job at a big law firm.
What about the album?
I'll work on the album
while I'm doing law.
Yeah? Will you?
You know what I'm excited about?
Throwing one of these parties
in my one-bedroom apartment.
That'll be fun, right?
Maybe I can put
the food out on the fire escape.
Eric.
The band in the bathroom.
I have to get more outlets.
I'll get a power strip.
Why not? I'll splurge.
Eric.
What?
This is a major moment.
It's okay to let the hurt in.
be present in a moment.
Okay, thanks, doc. You really
make the moment more real
the moment is in the middle.
No, I understand.
You're probably feeling
some anger and some
misdirected frustra-
Feel better now?
A little bit, yeah.
Dude, that was awesome.
Oh, f***!
Oh!
What about now?
Oh, much better.
Now I'm in the moment.
McCRUDDEN:
I don'tunderstand summer school.
Isn't the point of being a teacher
that you get summers off?
Well, they pay us poop, so,
what am I gonna do, waitress?
Oh, my God, the big news.
So the principal told me today
that the friendship bracelets that the girls
are wearing are actually sex bracelets.
Hmm.
What?
I saw something
about that on Oprah.
Girls we r these different
color bracelets
like, a sex thing.
So if you tear off a girl's
blue bracelet,
that means
she has to give you oral.
Yup.
What's a yellow bracelet?
Uh, a hug.
Aww.
Oh, sweet.
I know.
What about purple?
Teabagging?
Oh!
Really?
Well, what is teabagging?
Balls in mouth.
Oh, no!
Teabagging?
What is with the kids today?
Well, the blowj*b
is the new French kiss.
Wow, we really missed
the boat on that one.
I feel like if we had had
sex bracelets back then,
no one would have
torn mine off.
Ohh. No, no, no, sweetie.
I would have torn off
your BJ bracelet.
You're just saying that,
but thanks, Eric.
Thanks for letting me
blow you.
You're welcome.
You're a good friend.
Hey, Dody.
Mm-hm?
Hi. Can I help you?
Are you Eric?
Yes.
Hi. We spoke on the phone.
I'm Dody Henderson from
And this is my associate
Kelly Tanner.
Hi. How are you?
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