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What now?

That's it. That's the record.

Kerel Gott.

The Czech superstar.

Let's put some yellow

stars on the map!

To Europe!

To the Czech Republic!

To Hungary!

To a United Europe!!!

Time out!

The guy's a better present

than a vibrator.

But he leaves in the morning

and then it's just

the two of us again?

That's it. Think of him like

a talking vibrator.

This isn't what we agreed.

The element of surprise.

I'm not an SM fan.

You don't have to be.

This sh*t rubs.

What is it?

Pete likes it sweet?

I'm not Pete. I'm Kazimir.

So what do you

rhyme with, Kazimir?

Just take the f***ing cuffs off!

You'll get extra.

It's my birthday. It's on me.

I don't want money.

What, then?

Just p*ssy.

How much did you take from her?

I don't get you.

How much did she pay you?

Nothing.

What?

Me, pay a sucker for it?!

What did you say?!

I said you're for free!

A free vibrator on the market!

Hey, that hurts. You're crazy!

He really tastes cheap.

Don't even think about it!

So why did you agree to it?

I like screwing babes.

How did you know I was a babe?

I showed him your photos.

From facebook?

From the excursion.

Polaroids?!

I'm crazy about Polaroids!

And the one with

the black plastic is legendary.

You've got no idea. It's rubber.

Ordinary rubber for a tractor.

I don't get you women,

what you put in yourself.

You'll get it now!

Don't even think about it!

You're crazy!

Lada, wasn't it

in the top drawer?

It hardly fitted in,

only diagonally!

You're really crazy.

We chase each other...

...like horses on a carousel

and we'll never catch

each other up.

Is she okay?

Stella's a poet.

She has a poet's lips.

The Ivan Goran

Kovacic 99' award.

Best young poet.

Poetess.

Shouldn't someone

light a cigarette?

Can I have a smoke?

How about uncuffing me?

Okay. But first, admit it.

What?

That you're not Kazimir.

What, then?

A vibrator.

What's the catch?!

About that.

I don't get it.

You don't have to.

Just admit it.

OK. I'm a vibrator.

Can you say it like you mean it?

I'm a vibrator.

Did he mean it?

No, he didn't.

I'm a vibrator. Now can you...

We're not finished.

What else do I have to say?

I'm a...

...little vibrator.

What do you mean?!

No, you've got to say

you're a little vibrator!

But it's not true!

You say it yourself?!

I don't.

So, the cuffs stay?

Okay, I'm a little vibrator.

Can you be more convincing?

How can I be more convincing

when it's not true!

Who says it's not true?!

All the girls!

The girls lie to the guys when

they say they have big ones!

Didn't you know?

Have you got a triangle?

A ruler?

How about calipers?

What do you want the ruler for?

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