7 seX 7

Synopsis: An Croatian erotic anthology of seven short stories directed by Irena Skoric, all revolving around sex and relationships. Five of the stories following the intimacies of straight couples, where the 6th and 7th stories revolve around a lesbian couple and a gay couple.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
 
IMDB:
4.3
Year:
2011
87 min
11 Views

Film by Irena koric

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Director of photography

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Original Music by

Screenwriter and director

Anything there?

Can you see anything?

A snowstorm.

- In the film?

- On the bloody screen!

F*cking analogue.

Why's it so bent?

- A swan.

- What bloody swan!

A black one. F*cking sits on the

antenna, heavier than a turkey.

- From Zagorje?

- Zagorje?

The turkey.

- Why don't you take it down?

- What?

The swan. With an airgun.

Because it's protected.

It's got a bullet-proof vest?

It's protected by law, dummy.

It's from the zoo.

So why isn't it there, then?

What the f*ck

it's doing on your roof?

I'll freeze my pussy off.

Because of the porno.

First of all - it isn't a porno.

Then what?

It's erotic.

What's the difference?

In penetration.

Is that something political,

that 'penetration'?

It was on the News.

F*ck your High School diploma.

And what does this belong to?

To pneumonia.

I don't f*cking believe it!

Don't f*cking believe it!

Believe what?

The cold's made them harder

than when I'm horny!

That discovery's

worth a Nobel Prize!

That's why they rub ice on the

boobs in porn flicks.

What about the guys?

Who the f*ck looks

at the guy's boobs??!

I mean if they rub it

with ice to stiffen it up.

Where're you going?

To jump off the roof.

Wanna check if

the picture's better first?

Only you and those Partisans

on the third floor...

What?

Have analogue. Why...

'Cause I'm not giving

F*ck the corporate capitalists!

Stop shouting, they'll hear you.

That's a Telecom antenna there!

It's not a f*cking

listening device.

What do you know?

You haven't a clue about this

antenna, let alone that big one.

Can't you copy it

somewhere else?

Like where?

In the Archives.

The archives?!

The Croatian Archives.

Or get it from Internet.

I downloaded Emmanuelle 3,

and it f*cking cost me

as if I'd had her live.

And VHS on eBay?

of the auction, plus customs.

By the end it costs

you up to a grand!

How come so much?!

If you copy it direct on VHS.

Copied on VHS from DVD or

something, it's not worth a toss.

That's why I've got to copy it

this evening. Get it?

No.

Only we get it.

Who's 'we'?

Us from WEMBFTC.

What the f*ck's that?

The World Emmanuelle

Boys First Time Club.

A secret brotherhood of boys

who had their first wank

with Emmanuelle on VHS.

You're total idiots.

What about Torrent?

I don't want f*cking Torrent and

f*cking DIVX. I want it on VHS.

DVDs last only 5 years, but VHS

cassettes last at least 30.

But will your player still be

working in 30 years?

Sure.

If you're thinking

of turning me on that way...

No, I'm not.

Then why are you doing it?

To see which way

the wind's blowing.

The wind's got nothing

to do with the signal.

It has with pissing.

I don't want to piss on my legs.

What?!

Why don't you go to the loo?

- Do you want to show me?

- Go down into the flat.

I won't make it.

What if the roof leaks?

Why would it leak?

'Cause it's f*cking thin!

Socialist construction!

At least your neighbours

won't bother you!

It's not going to leak on them!

So it's okay if it leaks on me?

F*cking turn-on!

Lying on my couch and it drips

from the ceiling into my eye!

You've got no imagination!

No bloody imagination!

Analogue asshole.

- What?!

- You heard what I said.

I think someone's looking

at me from that roof.

With binoculars.

It's the guy from the zoo.

He's not looking at you but the

swan's probably gone off again.

I'm not so sure.

You know what he's doing now?

What?

He's gone behind the chimney

to have a wank.

When you're ready,

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