7 seX 7 Page #2
- Year:
- 2011
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Haven't you heard of Vogue?
Course I have.
Wait...
Come here.
So, what do you say?
If this dumb b*tch
can do it, so can I...
That's good one.
Yes.
That's great.
Yes.
Can you lie down so I get you
from another angle?
Hang on, move off!
You're texting on set?!
You've ruined my hair!
I've got more black
tape if you need it.
- I've got to go!
- What?!
Gotta go!
I'll take you with a Polaroid
to punish you.
I said I didn't want analogue.
What's so urgent that you can't
tell me over the phone?
I'm up to my neck in sh*t.
I love your new flat.
Minimalism.
It's not mine. I'm renting it,
until the b*tch leaves my flat.
Josip?
What Josip?!
The troll from the gas board.
You introduced
him to me as your b*tch.
He's no longer my b*tch,
but someone else's.
He'll never read my meter again.
They can send
someone else for all I care.
You've got a dog?
Are you crazy?!
I faint at 'Lassie Come Home'.
So who's the b*tch, then?
Katica Bergen. An interior desi-
gner. She's designing my flat.
The b*tch treats me like
she's paying me and not me her.
So what's so urgent?
The deadline's in half an hour.
For what?
For my career.
Pixie!
So what?!
What title role? You were
Pixie in 'Dixie's home'.
So bloody what! Is a streetcar
the lead in
What about the casting
for that Macedonian relish?
You mixed it up.
I got hooked on that relish
when I was visiting Skopje.
But this was for Samobor relish.
I was on the short list until
I threw up over the director.
At the end of the ad, I had to
put a spoonful of that sh*t
into my gob.
And that ad for beer?
No beer gut... no points.
Milk?
Lost it to
a balding family-type.
Cat food?
I'm allergic to hairs.
Mobile phones?
They go for cool kids.
Sorry, I can't lend you
any money.
The b*tch skinned me alive
and I'm in the red.
I've flunked all the ads,
so if I can't get a part
I'll have to do
what's beneath my dignity.
'Beggars can't be choosers.'
And that is...?
Theatre. Casting in the theatre.
I get you.
You really have
gone to the dogs.
The director is gay.
And?
Well... Maybe I'll have a
chance... If I hit on him.
But you're not gay.
And I'm no Pixie,
but I won second prize
at the regional competition
at Koprivnica!
It's not the same.
Being gay isn't a role.
You don't act it!
You live it,
for f***'s sake!
So when Shakespeare says
that all the world's a stage
and we are all players,
you reckon that's bullshit?
What are you trying to say?
I'm trying to say I want you to
teach me how to be gay.
How to be gay?
That's it. You've got
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