6 Ways to Die Page #3

I love you.

How's the club business going?

How's the pharmaceutical business going?

Got five hundred coming in next week.

Can you take it?

No.

That's cool, I'll split it..

It's still a no.

Let's cut to the chase.

He sent me here to give you a message.

Boss down south?

Not very pleased with you.

Wants to know why

you haven't handled that situation?

He also wants to know...

why you're not taking his calls, Sonny.

Well, first of all...

tell him I'm not taking his calls because

I've already told him what my decision is.

It's not gonna happen.

He wants a war,

he might as well bring it on, 'cause

I'm already preparing to bring it to him.

You give him my message.

Loud and clear, because I don't think

he understood me the first time.

Secondly, don't you ever refer to me as

Sonny again, or I'll put two in your head.

Get the f*** out of my house.

He's giving you one week.

One week,

or he handles it himself.

The choice is yours.

My decision's been made.

Seora.

That didn't seem pretty friendly.

And you are?

I'm sorry. I'm Snia, and you?

You always make it a point

to snoop on other peoples' business?

I wouldn't call it snooping.

Some things just naturally

draw our attention.

And so do some people.

Is that your wife?

Beautiful woman.

Who are you with?

No one. Just me.

Then how did you get in?

A woman can achieve

anything she desires.

Not everything is attainable.

Maybe for some.

This woman can get everything she wants.

F***ing do not even play.

What the f***?

I'm so sorry. I'll clean it up.

I'm sorry.

Is this Yves Saint Laurent?

I love a handsome man with good taste.

I'm sorry. I shouldn't speak my mind

in front of your girlfriend?

Some things are better left unsaid?

Girlfriend?

Oh, no, no, I barely know this b*tch.

F***ing a**hole.

- May I buy you a drink?

- Oh, I think you may.

- Well, what's your weapon of choice?

- What?

Sorry, I guess that's an American thing.

What kind of drink do you like?

I'm sorry.

I'm having whatever you're having.

- Is that okay?

- That's a good choice, baby.

Oh, baby again. I love you Americans.

- One more.

- Thank you.

I need to go to the restroom.

You're not going to leave me, are you?

No.

Nice piece of ass right there, bro.

You're the f***ing man.

Damn right, I'm the f***ing man.

That'll be 30 bucks, fellas.

- My f***ing wallet, dude.

- Dude, you just had it.

I know I just had it, it's f***ing gone.

- The f***ing Russian b*tch stole your wallet.

- No f***ing way, dude.

Pretty f***ing b*tch took my wallet.

Nice job on the quick turnaround.

You got it, baby.

I've got a Asian customer

been dying for this one.

He's a cheap motherf***er, though.

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