6 Ways to Die
For the last nine months,
I singlehandedly saved my company
from being ravaged by Wall Street.
I mean, these jackals
want our pension fund.
scorched earth, killer bees.
And I'm pumping Nancy f*cking Reagan
to anybody who'll listen.
Now, do they appreciate it?
Nancy f*cking Reagan. Do they?
F*ck no. They turn it around,
and say I'm the problem.
That I'm stifling progress.
I'm stifling progress?
Bullshit, you're shitting me.
I mean, they're shitting me.
Come on.
A man can only take so much, you know?
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it's time for old Mikey
to move on. Yeah.
But to what? I don't know. You know.
I mean, what do you do? What do you do?
What do you do?
I don't... I don't think you can deal
what it is I do.
What? Hey, look, man.
Whatever it is you're doing,
I can do it too, okay?
I mean, I'm tired
of this corporate bullshit.
I wanna feel free.
I wanna win the Super-Bowl, you know?
At least I wanna get a stab at it.
I think you might just have to.
about this shit. Okay...
Frank, tell me
what my new profession is.
When do I start, and let me at it.
Contract killer.
Hey, where's my gun?
You're f*cking... yeah, f*cking right.
The people you meet.
You're not a contract killer, come on.
Not that I believe that you are,
but, hey, between you and me?
It was kind of a secret fantasy of mine
when I was little, you know?
Hit man, the secret agent man, you know.
wanted to do, but...
I ended up in that six by six
foot fluorescent cubicle.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay...
Let's just say, hypothetically,
you are a contract killer. Okay?
You're a contract killer.
You've obviously had a little bit to drink,
but let's just entertain this notion,
just for a second, okay?
How do I get into the biz?
I don't know any contract killers
that actually want to be contract killers.
There's no satisfaction in what we do.
Some people trade services for a living,
others trade commodities, we trade both.
Our services are our time,
effort, and skill.
That was freaking well-said, man.
I'm no dummy, and that was well-said.
I'm gonna be a hitman.
I mean, a contract killer.
It sounds more professional.
Okay? I'm gonna be one.
Bang bang!
Oh, we got a new job.
So...
let me ask you this:
Who you gonna kill next, Frank Casper?
Who's your next mark?
You are.
Those that have witnessed execution
than the weeping of a mother
watching her son being put to death.
They're wrong.
There is one sound that is worse.
There is silence.
I hear you have work for me.
I need a man killed.
High profile. Sonny "Sundown" Garcia.
He is the number one cocaine distributor
in the entire North American continent.
He created the most efficient
and productive drug pipeline
since the era of the cocaine cowboys.
His pipeline ships over a thousand keys
a week of pure, uncut, Columbian cocaine,
by way of Belize and Mexico.
His U.S. distribution network
is the most intricate
and sophisticated network ever created
in the history of the narcotics trade.
This all makes him the number one North
American resource for the Mexican cartels.
So, I'm sure you can understand
why he's a very hard man to kill.
But he needs to be killed, at any cost.
I need the job done my way.
It sounds personal.
Yeah, it's personal.
around the loss of his life.
I need his assassination
to be heard all over America.
And I want him six feet under.
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