30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Page #2

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took the biggest dump upstairs.

Felipe.

Yes, missus?

It's time for Jonah's bath.

No, no, no.

Sorry, not tonight, missus.

Just kidding. Ha, ha, ha.

Baby, come over here.

If I may propose a little toast?

Very romantic. Well, thank you.

To nothing but beautiful memories

in our new home.

Babe.

I love you. I love you.

Cheers. Cheers.

Make sure you record every moment.

This is gonna be riveting to watch.

I just wanna document

our first full week in this house.

I'll edit it later.

It's all part of the master plan, babe.

I'm gonna do it at the same time.

It's so...

Text.

Yes. What?

I got the meeting.

Honey, that's wonderful.

I know.

They wanna schedule for next week.

Baby, I'm so proud of you.

This is a big deal, honey.

It's the Umbrella Corporation.

If I get this, I won't have to consult

for anyone again.

And you won't have to work

the corners anymore.

Baby, you've worked so hard for this.

Thank you.

Hey, you feel like

christening the new house?

Well, the kids are asleep.

You know how to turn me on.

Yeah? Wanna move some boxes, baby?

The only box I'm interested in

is yours.

Either one of you losers

might wanna take care of this.

You should get out.

Mommy and Daddy

are playing gardener.

Order a pizza. Unh.

Mushrooms?

Green peppers and mushrooms.

First full night in this house,

total awesomeness.

Let me get this here.

There we go.

- What? What? What is this mess?

- Who tossed around all the furniture?

Liz, what the hell happened here?

Don't know. I was just about

to post my nudes on Twitter...

and then I came in here

and saw this.

Baby? Dana?

What the hell?

Who redecorated the room?

You know, it's actually pretty nice,

in a retro kind of way.

Honey, it looks like Neil Patrick Harris

threw up in here.

For christ sakes.

My God.

Wait. What?

Dana doesn't know how to cook.

Where did all this food come from?

Aaron, what the hell

is going on here?

Yeah, Dad, this is f***ing weird.

But for some reason, I wanna shoot it.

I don't know what this is either.

Could be your classic suburban burglar...

or a practical joke

by Martha Stewart.

You're wrong on both counts. Heh.

It's just sweet old me, Paula Bean.

I just wanted y'all to taste

my new low-fat recipe.

Hey. Sorry I'm late.

You guys shooting a reality show

or something?

No. No, that's my daughter Liz.

Hi, babe.

Hey, sunshine.

You like things that dangle?

We're gonna saturate this space

with cameras.

Okay? I'm gonna put one up

in that corner.

Right? That way you get it coming this way. One

up in this corner, opposite direction. Boom.

One from the dining room. Bam.

Triangulation of coverage.

Put one over the stove, right,

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