30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
It's about to come, it's about to come,
it's about to come.
In your face, in your hair.
I can't believe
you bid $1200 for this.
I have a really good feeling
about this. Trust me.
Yes you bought this all.
And now you're rollin' in this heap.
But you paid you paid.
You paid for this dirty Berber rug.
Which isn't actually so bad...
because I think you can get
these stains out with a little club soda.
This is all worthless.
Keep looking. We'll find something.
Bingo. Shh.
This is ridiculous, Michelle,
it's such a waste of time.
What's that?
"Found footage" that we found.
Wouldn't it be amazing if it was one of those
celebrity sex tapes and we could sell.
My God, my God. Put it in.
All right.
Carlsbad Police, what's your emergency?
Excuse me?
- Ma'am, what's your emergency?
- I'm a man, douche bag.
I've got 8 demons in me...
- Anyway, I killed 5 people.
- I'm sorry?
I served them 6-inch tuna subs
that I wiped my ass with.
- They all died from toxoplasmosis.
- Who?
The entire cast of The Artist
including that dog Uggie.
What?
Send the police, jerk-off.
And if you're hungry,
I still have half a sandwich left.
The Carlsbad community
was leveled by tragedy today...
as 3 clergy members
were found dead.
there was a call into our office
in a facsimile...
saying that there may have been
or might be a murder situation.
that the cast of the film The Artist...
has been murdered
in the basement of this house.
I, myself, am not a fan of the film.
Didn't really get it.
Hi, my name is Dana Rosti
and we're shooting a documentary.
Why are you shooting a documentary?
Well, when I was 10 years old...
my father murdered some people
in our basement.
And I just found out that he murdered them
while an exorcism was being performed.
On him.
By clowns.
Without his pants.
I'm sorry, can we stop for a second?
After 6 months of going to trial,
my dad was proven not guilty...
based on insanity,
but I didn't believe that.
Wait a minute.
Yeah! Aah! Aah!
It's the Olympics. Whoo!
Ooh! Hello.
How about a 5-way?
A year later, he was transferred to one of the
top psychiatric facilities in the world...
which happens to be in Italy,
which is, like, in a whole other country.
- Are we recording?
- We're on.
- And this is camera 1?
- Yeah.
And this is camera 2?
And this is the Steadicam.
And this is my 3D camera?
And this is my motion-capture camera?
Okay.
Let's do this.
You came on a very good day today,
Miss Rosti.
Your father is in very high spirits.
Italy had cutting-edge equipment,
brilliant doctors.
I need 3 CCs
of marinara, stat.
So listen, there's a good chance
he might not even remember you.
Okay.
Don't take offense to that.
It's just part of the disease.
Right.
Okay.
Let's just go
with one camera, okay? Great.
Dad? Do you remember me?
Connect the dots.
Connect the dots. Connect the dots.
Connect the dots.
Connecticut. No, dumb-ass.
Connect the dots.
I'd rather play Candy Land or Jenga
or something...
I'd rather play Connect the Dots
and Dana Shut Up.
Okay.
Great. Now, give me your phone.
What? Give me your phone.
Give me your phone. Give me your phone.
I'm getting it out of my purse.
Give me your phone.
And, bam!
You just bought me 2 Taiwanese hookers
for the price of one on Croupon.
Listen, I came here because I have
to tell you something really important.
Shh.
Dad. Now, get out of here!
I ain't got time for you no more.
"Out," he said. Away with you.
Out. I'm a pretty princess.
- Say it!
- You're a pretty princess.
- Louder!
- You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Finally. Ling Mi One and Ling Mi Two.
Who's sitting on my face first?
Since that day,
I never went back to see my old man.
While I was building a career,
I was looking for the man of my dreams.
And I found him...
the way all attention-seeking,
narcissist slut-bags do.
Dana.
Ha, ha.
That's me. That's not you guys.
Okay, here. Just hold that.
That's for you . Okay.
Will you accept this rose?
I would love to.
Okay.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Want this? Yeah, ride that donkey.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Join in, dude. Join in. Come on.
Aaron and I fell in love and got married
He had a beautiful 2-year-old daughter
named Liz.
And a New York strip for you,
young lady. I forgot.
It was just a matter of time before
I picked up the whole mothering thing.
It's good. All right.
Can't have a steak
without your steak knife.
Good girl. Good girl.
Yummy.
Okay, eat up, ducky,
they're starving in Africa.
Liz grew up so fast.
She was your typical teenage daughter
with a few issues to work out.
No, honey, now, don't. Don't...
We had Jonah about a year ago.
People say we're overprotective,
but I don't really see it.
Our family was growing...
so it was time to move out
of our cramped one-bedroom rental...
that we shared
with the 12-member Rodriguez family.
After an exhaustive search...
I found that the house I grew up in
was available.
This is amazing.
It's so peaceful here, honey.
I know, sweetheart.
Another big milestone for the Galen family.
Okay. Let's do this.
Okay.
Welcome to the new house, everyone.
Well, this is my beautiful daughter
coming down our new stairs.
There is my little man
with my favorite gal. Hello, sweetie.
Okay.
This house will work. I just
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