2 Lava 2 Lantula! Page #5

so are you guys

gonna help us or what?

Please.

Yo, duck. Brick!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Stop!

Is there a problem,

officer?

You can't

get through this way.

You have to turn back.

Hey, yo,

what's up, M.P.s?

We need to get

to Fort Lauderdale.

That's not possible.

Listen, officer--

Get back

inside the car, sir.

We have a serious

lavalantula

outbreak.

I know.

That's why we're here.

No one can get through.

All the roads have

been closed off.

Look, I don't know if

you fellas watch the news,

but we took care

of these guys

in Los Angeles.

My name is Colton West,

authorized movie star.

I know who you are,

Mr. West.

I don't care

if you're the President

of the United States.

No one's getting through.

What the heck are those?

Guns!

For killing spiders!

All right,

everyone freeze.

Hands up in the air.

Nobody move.

Officers! Look!

Get down!

Give me the gun!

Give me the gun!

Hurry up!

God!

Go!

Gun! Give me the gun!

Come on, man!

Get us out of here!

Whoa!

Man!

Look out!

Okay, let's go.

Yo, fool,

be careful!

My God!

My God! Hurry!

BRICK:
That's what

I'm talking about, boy!

Let's go.

KYLE:
If we keep driving

in the Glades like this,

we are going

to get stuck.

Damn!

I hate being right.

Wahh wahh wahh.

Phone call!

Phone call!

Phone call!

It's Wyatt.

Probably asking

for money.

Wyatt? Wyatt?

Dad. Dad, are you

hearing the news?

Yeah. Thank God, son.

You're okay. Thank God.

It's happening

again in Florida.

I am freaking out right now.

No, no, no. Wait.

What do you mean, son?

What do you mean,

you're freaking out?

Why are you

freaking out?

"Why?" What do you mean,

why? You're in Florida.

Raya is in Florida.

What--

Wait. Where are you?

I'm--I'm on a movie set.

I'm not in the jungle.

I'm not stuck

in the Everglades,

and--and I'm not

chasing lavalantulas.

Who said anything

about the Everglades?

I didn't say--

Nothing. I'm just--

Nothing, son.

Just...

I'm okay.

Raya's okay.

We're all fine.

We're gonna get

out of here.

Give my love

to your mom.

I love you

very much, Wyatt.

Okay, Dad.

I love you, too.

And I'll

see you soon.

Okay.

Bye.

So you can get

a video chat from Wyatt,

but can't

get ahold of Raya.

Technology. Go figure.

Technology

and the fricking

Everglades, man.

I'm--I've had enough

of this place, man.

Where's my can of Raid?

I'm hot, and I'm thirsty,

and I'm tired.

Kyle, you just

left the car.

Okay.

Dead end,

multiple directions.

Plan D?

Why Florida?

You ever wonder

why Florida?

No! I mean,

all the crazy crap

that happens

in this country

happens in this state!

A man ate another man

on the side of the freeway.

I mean, a couple had

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