
2 Lava 2 Lantula!
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2016
- 83 min
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Where's
the damn negotiator?
They said 10 minutes.
10 minutes?
They're all gonna be
dead in 10 minutes.
Sir, I think
we got company.
What the hell
is he doing here?
I don't know. Son of a b*tch
thinks he's a hero now.
Well, he's gonna
get us all ki--
Look out, Jack!
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Get down!
No, Jack! No!
No!
Jack!
Jack!
Don't leave me, Jack!
Don't leave me! Jack!
No!
No!
Nooooo!
Nooo!
Cut! Cut! No!
That's a cut!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Are those the lines?
Is that the script?
Give--
Colton!
Hey, man,
are you okay?
I think
I hurt my back.
You were
so good, man.
I know why
I quit acting now.
Yeah.
Everything looked
just fine to me.
You looked fine
to me.
Let me rub
that back for you.
Good job, Marty.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Let me rub that
for you.
What happened
to the scene?
What happened
to the comedy?
Well, I changed
a few things, kid.
You changed some things?
You can't do that.
Were you gonna
tell anyone?
Well, you know, I--
Wasn't working for me.
It might be
a little too funny.
Yeah, it was
too funny. Yeah.
Too funny?
It's supposed
to be funny.
It's a comedy.
It's called
"Clown Cops."
Yeah, well, my friend--
You came out of
a pizza cop car.
My friend just
got shot, Joshie.
It's a flesh wound.
He lives.
Yeah.
I mean, you seen
the scene.
Have you read
the scene? Have you
read the script?
Yeah, I have,
but my character hasn't.
You know, in my opinion,
it should be
more serious, I think.
You think?
No, you're not
paid to think.
You're paid to act,
I'm paid to direct,
and it's
not going well.
I'm gonna have
to tell the studio.
I don't want to have
to tell the studio.
No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Joshie, no, no, no.
You know what it is?
I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing.
That's the problem.
I'm crashing.
Are you okay?
Low blood sugar!
Whoa! Whoa! Chair!
Chair! Chair! Chair!
Whoo hoo hoo!
I'm telling you, I'm no good--
Where's Kyle?
Maybe I need a salad
or something. Kyle!
Kyle!
Yes, Mr. West.
Kyle! Lips! Lips!
Quickly! Quickly!
Well, okay.
Kyle, where's that salad,
the kale salad
from Lou's?
There was a problem,
Mr. West.
A problem?
Your credit card
maybe was declined.
Who knows? I don't--
What?
Um, this is
very lovely.
Just go
get some food.
Get your blood sugar
into just a nice
comfy place...
I need something.
Thank you.
and then you
come back here...
Thank you.
and then read
the freaking scene
as scripted!
I promise. I pro--Ooh.
This is nice.
This is
a nice sport coat.
Barney's?
Where's this from?
It's from
my grandfather.
It's beautiful,
really beautiful,
lovely.
I'm sorry I snapped.
It's okay.
It happens.
Just read the scene.
It's moviemaking. Okay.
All right, people,
we're resetting!
Back to one!
I'll be better!
I'll be better.
I swear I'll be better.
What happened?
What happened
with the credit card?
How'd it get declined?
Well, there were several
suspicious charges...
What?
in Fort Lauderdale.
Fort Lauderdale? Who's
in Fort Lauderdale? I--
Gee. Look, just call
the credit card company.
Approve the charges.
Get my kale salad,
and do s--
Wow.
Wow, you're so muscular.
Yeah.
Looks nice.
You're working out.
Sort of.
Good. Okay.
Yeah.
I'm not.
Fort Lauderdale?
Fort Lauderdale?
Who said I was
in Fort Lauderdale?
Your best friends,
Amex and Visa.
Hey, will you
pass me that
mango colada?
Hey! Shh.
COLTON:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.That's not code name
for a science book?
Mango colada?
No, it's a beverage.
Well, that's alcohol,
and it's Friday.
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