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Where's

the damn negotiator?

They said 10 minutes.

10 minutes?

They're all gonna be

dead in 10 minutes.

Sir, I think

we got company.

What the hell

is he doing here?

I don't know. Son of a b*tch

thinks he's a hero now.

Well, he's gonna

get us all ki--

Look out, Jack!

Hold your fire!

Hold your fire!

Get down!

No, Jack! No!

No!

Jack!

Jack!

Don't leave me, Jack!

Don't leave me! Jack!

No!

No!

Nooooo!

Nooo!

Cut! Cut! No!

That's a cut!

Cut! Cut! Cut!

Are those the lines?

Is that the script?

Give--

Colton!

Hey, man,

are you okay?

I think

I hurt my back.

You were

so good, man.

I know why

I quit acting now.

Yeah.

Everything looked

just fine to me.

You looked fine

to me.

Let me rub

that back for you.

Good job, Marty.

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Let me rub that

for you.

What happened

to the scene?

What happened

to the comedy?

Well, I changed

a few things, kid.

You changed some things?

You can't do that.

Were you gonna

tell anyone?

Well, you know, I--

Wasn't working for me.

It might be

a little too funny.

Yeah, it was

too funny. Yeah.

Too funny?

It's supposed

to be funny.

It's a comedy.

It's called

"Clown Cops."

Yeah, well, my friend--

You came out of

a pizza cop car.

My friend just

got shot, Joshie.

It's a flesh wound.

He lives.

Yeah.

I mean, you seen

the scene.

Have you read

the scene? Have you

read the script?

Yeah, I have,

but my character hasn't.

You know, in my opinion,

it should be

more serious, I think.

You think?

No, you're not

paid to think.

You're paid to act,

I'm paid to direct,

and it's

not going well.

I'm gonna have

to tell the studio.

I don't want to have

to tell the studio.

No. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Joshie, no, no, no.

You know what it is?

I'm--Whoa! I'm crashing.

That's the problem.

I'm crashing.

Are you okay?

Low blood sugar!

Whoa! Whoa! Chair!

Chair! Chair! Chair!

Whoo hoo hoo!

I'm telling you, I'm no good--

Where's Kyle?

Maybe I need a salad

or something. Kyle!

Kyle!

Yes, Mr. West.

Kyle! Lips! Lips!

Quickly! Quickly!

Well, okay.

Kyle, where's that salad,

the kale salad

from Lou's?

There was a problem,

Mr. West.

A problem?

Your credit card

maybe was declined.

Who knows? I don't--

What?

Um, this is

very lovely.

Just go

get some food.

Get your blood sugar

into just a nice

comfy place...

I need something.

Thank you.

and then you

come back here...

Thank you.

and then read

the freaking scene

as scripted!

I promise. I pro--Ooh.

This is nice.

This is

a nice sport coat.

Barney's?

Where's this from?

It's from

my grandfather.

It's beautiful,

really beautiful,

lovely.

I'm sorry I snapped.

It's okay.

It happens.

Just read the scene.

It's moviemaking. Okay.

All right, people,

we're resetting!

Back to one!

I'll be better!

I'll be better.

I swear I'll be better.

What happened?

What happened

with the credit card?

How'd it get declined?

Well, there were several

suspicious charges...

What?

in Fort Lauderdale.

Fort Lauderdale? Who's

in Fort Lauderdale? I--

Gee. Look, just call

the credit card company.

Approve the charges.

Get my kale salad,

and do s--

Wow.

Wow, you're so muscular.

Yeah.

Looks nice.

You're working out.

Sort of.

Good. Okay.

Yeah.

I'm not.

Fort Lauderdale?

Fort Lauderdale?

Who said I was

in Fort Lauderdale?

Your best friends,

Amex and Visa.

Hey, will you

pass me that

mango colada?

Hey! Shh.

COLTON:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not code name

for a science book?

Mango colada?

No, it's a beverage.

Well, that's alcohol,

and it's Friday.

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