2 Guns Page #5

I'm kinda more in a corned beef

hash mood, to tell you the truth.

You never heard

the saying,

"Never rob a bank

across from a diner

"that has the best doughnuts

in three counties"?

That's not a saying.

Yes, it is.

I get what you're sayin',

but it's not a saying.

You never heard it?

It is a saying.

It's a saying now.

Okay. Let you tell it.

Make the move.

Bad DEA agent.

Am I bad?

Yes, you are.

I'm a bad girl?

Yes, you are.

Stig decided to hit

the bank tomorrow, 3:00.

Stig decided?

Well, with or without

me, he's goin' in.

Well, I still haven't

talked to Jessup.

Stig doesn't know that.

3:
00 tomorrow he's goin' in.

If we want Papi,

I gotta go in with him.

You're not even gonna give

me a choice, are you?

I'm givin' you no other options

as a way to protect you.

Just have the troops meet me outside

the bank, 3:
05 when we come out.

Okay. And don't shoot me.

Even if you want to.

We'll see.

License and

registration, cowboy.

Cute.

- What's up, Teemo?

- What's up, brother?

How are you, brother? I miss you, man.

I miss you, man.

Got you a turkey burger.

Special sauce.

Commander wants

to see you.

Yes, sir.

So, half a mile from home.

I got Bobby all wound

up and ready to go, sir.

Ordnance you requested.

Do you know, the Admiral's

proud of what you've done.

You've gone way

out on a limb.

If the bank falls

right tomorrow,

he says you can come in from the

cold, rejoin your brothers.

Great. Be good just to put

the uniform back on, sir.

I didn't join the Navy to commit

felonies and hang with drug dealers.

Even if you're

damn good at it?

I do what I do

for the Navy, sir.

It's all part of

the Admiral's plan.

We get this three million

from the bank,

we run cross-border ops on Papi

and all the other cartels.

So tomorrow,

clean and precise.

Tick all the boxes, nothing left undone.

You got it?

Yes, sir.

Let's go.

Hey, nice jacket.

Hey, tell your mother

she's gotta move out

of my house

at some point, man.

All right, what do you

want, clown or Frankie?

Frankie.

So, what'd you do

with the .22?

Traded to my cousin

for an espresso machine.

You're gonna need

special beans for that, right?

Uh, uh, uh.

You can reach for your

firearm, but do it real slow.

Any other people

in the buildin'?

- What the hell is this?

- It's a bank robbery.

Only instead

of robbin' the bank

and lettin' you

chase after us,

we decided to come

after you first.

Let's go.

All right,

give me your gun, there.

All right, everybody sit down.

Everybody sit down on the floor.

Ladies behind the counter, keep your

hands visible, not on the alarms.

Let's go, let's go!

It's all right, girls. Just

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