2 Guns

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- Hi.

- Hi.

How many?

Two.

Listen, I wanted to get a safe deposit box.

Can you do that for me?

Okay. Your box

will be available

any time from

an hour after opening

to 30 minutes before close.

This is your key.

Thank you.

Oh, um, also, if you open

a checking account,

we'll give you 5% off the box along

with free overdraft protection.

Oh, here I was hopin'

for a free toaster.

Why would a bank give out free toasters?

Hello, Ma.

I'm ordering you

the French toast.

No, thank you.

Our very patient waitress,

Maggie,

well, at least it says

Maggie on her name tag,

has asked me

to order four times.

If I don't order at this

point, it's just rude.

I can come back.

No, it's okay.

You know what? I'm making

an executive decision.

Pancakes.

Okay.

No pancakes. I don't like pancakes.

No pancakes.

What are you,

a communist?

My friend'll have the

pancakes and a fried egg.

I'm thinkin' hash, but only if

it's like chunky style, okay?

Listen, if you order me eggs and

pancakes, I'm gonna kick your behind.

But you gotta eat breakfast.

It's the most important meal of the day.

Uh, ma'am, ignore

everything he said, okay?

Don't bring me any

eggs and pancakes.

Just bring me some coffee and

bring him a couple eggs.

I don't want eggs.

I want hash.

You know what,

put a couple eggs on it.

Give him some

rye toast, too.

No rye toast for me.

I don't like rye toast.

And a pancake.

No pancakes.

Maybe a little silver-dollar one.

You got the little baby ones?

No pancakes, no silver dollars, no rye toast.

I like pumpernickel.

I do have pumpernickel.

Pumpernickel toast.

- Hey, Maggie, wait. One more thing.

- Yeah.

That's for you. You take that with

you till we see each other again

in case you miss me

too much, okay?

Why you gotta do that? What?

Wink at the waitresses

like that?

Waitresses like me.

Nobody likes you.

So?

So.

What do ya got?

So,

it is a sleepy bank.

Doable?

That's correct.

I told you.

That is

a lot of doughnuts.

I'll be right back

with your hash.

Maggie, your hot homemade

doughnuts, they any good?

Best in three counties. BOBBY:

I'll tell you what you do.

You bring us three

of those bad boys.

Put 'em in a to-go box

for us, all right?

All right.

Thank you.

All right,

time to make the move.

All right, there's gonna be

some sirens in this b*tch.

I'm gonna go

shake the weasel.

Shake the weasel.

Gonna go shake the weasel.

Hey. Good morning, sir.

How are you? Morning.

Hey, Maggie.

I'm very sorry

about my friend.

He was kicked in the

head as a child.

He's really not that bad.

No, he is.

What's goin' on?

Okay, I'm just gonna have

you all exit the building.

It might be a false alarm,

but just do it safely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Is everybody out? I'm gonna

need you to step outside.

All right, Maggie, I'm

just gonna grab my friend.

Okay. We gotta pay our bill.

We should go.

Is that all you're

gonna leave for a tip?

It's 15%.

You leave 15%.

No, you gotta

leave at least 30.

No, you don't.

15% is standard.

My Maggie's about to be out of a job, man.

Don't be cheap.

Okay, there's five.

That's seven.

There you go.

Come on.

All right.

What?

No, you didn't.

Yes, I did.

Oh, my God.

How'd you say it?

Never rob a bank

across from the diner

with the best doughnuts

in three counties?

That's correct.

Bobby. Papi's down

in the stables.

Why don't

you get somethin' to eat?

I'm not hungry.

Sure you are.

I wanna come with you.

Hey, listen. We're here to do business.

Diplomatically.

Well, I can be diplomatic.

You can be hungry,

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