
2 Guns
-2
- Hi.
- Hi.
How many?
Two.
Listen, I wanted to get a safe deposit box.
Can you do that for me?
Okay. Your box
will be available
any time from
an hour after opening
This is your key.
Thank you.
Oh, um, also, if you open
a checking account,
we'll give you 5% off the box along
with free overdraft protection.
Oh, here I was hopin'
for a free toaster.
Why would a bank give out free toasters?
Hello, Ma.
I'm ordering you
the French toast.
No, thank you.
Our very patient waitress,
Maggie,
well, at least it says
Maggie on her name tag,
has asked me
to order four times.
If I don't order at this
point, it's just rude.
I can come back.
No, it's okay.
You know what? I'm making
an executive decision.
Pancakes.
Okay.
No pancakes. I don't like pancakes.
No pancakes.
What are you,
a communist?
My friend'll have the
pancakes and a fried egg.
I'm thinkin' hash, but only if
it's like chunky style, okay?
Listen, if you order me eggs and
pancakes, I'm gonna kick your behind.
But you gotta eat breakfast.
It's the most important meal of the day.
Uh, ma'am, ignore
everything he said, okay?
Don't bring me any
eggs and pancakes.
bring him a couple eggs.
I don't want eggs.
I want hash.
You know what,
put a couple eggs on it.
Give him some
rye toast, too.
No rye toast for me.
I don't like rye toast.
And a pancake.
No pancakes.
Maybe a little silver-dollar one.
You got the little baby ones?
No pancakes, no silver dollars, no rye toast.
I like pumpernickel.
I do have pumpernickel.
Pumpernickel toast.
- Hey, Maggie, wait. One more thing.
- Yeah.
That's for you. You take that with
you till we see each other again
in case you miss me
too much, okay?
Why you gotta do that? What?
Wink at the waitresses
like that?
Waitresses like me.
Nobody likes you.
So?
So.
What do ya got?
So,
it is a sleepy bank.
Doable?
That's correct.
I told you.
That is
a lot of doughnuts.
I'll be right back
with your hash.
Maggie, your hot homemade
doughnuts, they any good?
Best in three counties. BOBBY:
I'll tell you what you do.
You bring us three
of those bad boys.
Put 'em in a to-go box
for us, all right?
All right.
Thank you.
All right,
time to make the move.
All right, there's gonna be
some sirens in this bitch.
I'm gonna go
shake the weasel.
Shake the weasel.
Gonna go shake the weasel.
Hey. Good morning, sir.
How are you? Morning.
Hey, Maggie.
I'm very sorry
about my friend.
He was kicked in the
head as a child.
He's really not that bad.
No, he is.
What's goin' on?
Okay, I'm just gonna have
you all exit the building.
but just do it safely.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Is everybody out? I'm gonna
need you to step outside.
All right, Maggie, I'm
just gonna grab my friend.
Okay. We gotta pay our bill.
We should go.
Is that all you're
gonna leave for a tip?
It's 15%.
You leave 15%.
No, you gotta
leave at least 30.
No, you don't.
15% is standard.
My Maggie's about to be out of a job, man.
Don't be cheap.
Okay, there's five.
That's seven.
There you go.
Come on.
All right.
What?
No, you didn't.
Yes, I did.
Oh, my God.
How'd you say it?
Never rob a bank
across from the diner
with the best doughnuts
in three counties?
That's correct.
Bobby. Papi's down
in the stables.
Why don't
you get somethin' to eat?
I'm not hungry.
Sure you are.
I wanna come with you.
Hey, listen. We're here to do business.
Diplomatically.
Well, I can be diplomatic.
You can be hungry,
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