25 Watts Page #3

A**hole.

F*** off.

Easy.

Square root of 77?

"Did you know hamsters

are very intelligent?"

''How are you doing, champ?

Hi, Mr. Duarte. ''

- How are you doing, champ?

- Hi, Mr. Duarte.

So, how's school?

School is all right.

So, how's school?

School is all right.

- Everybody's well at home?

'-Yes, luckily.

- Did you step on?

- Yes, luckily... uh?

Yeah... Some folks say

it's good luck.

The small farmers foundation has

started scientific research on apple,

...peach, orange and pear trees.

Next year the research...

...Will also include

berries and kiwi.

The foundation's steering

committee...

...Decided earlier this week

to fund new programs...

''Ale:
Im gone to the beach.

L'II be back on Monday.

Do your study and look after grandma, ''

blah, blah, blah... ''Kisses, Mom. ''

''PS:
Beatriz called to

cancel today's class. ''

F***!

F***ing dogs!

In an effort to help small

farming companies...

buy new equipment.

Union leaders met with

the Secretary of Agriculture...

I'm coming!

Grandma, did you

not hear the bell?

- Ale.

- Don't call me Ale. I'm Leche.

- I knew you were home.

- Yes, yes.

- Put on a record.

- No.

- "Manson."

- Manson has tits.

- I went out with my cousin yesterday.

- Really?

Good.

We drank beer.

You can't drink

beer, right?

Because of the pills.

How much did you drink?

One bottle.

I gave him pills and

he gave me beer.

- Who?

- My cousin.

We bought

a supermarket cart.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- How much?

- I don't know. My cousin paid.

- You stole it.

- Yeah.

And it was a

very high place,

and my cousin would sing..."fly

birdie, fly, and the dog also flies."

What?

- What happened, Gerardito?

- I don't know.

What happened?

Have you seen

my dog Ulyses?

I know your dog.

What happened to Ulyses?

We don't know.

Remember what happened

to your other Ulyses? - Yes.

- You remember?

- Yeah.

- Did you like that?

- No, you didn't.

- Did you like that? No.

- Put on a record.

- What do we have to do then?

- I don't know.

- What do we have to do?

- I don't know.

- We should go look for him, right?

- Yes.

Let's go.

Kiss grandma.

So, what are you

doing now?

- We'll go look for Ulyses.

- You'll go look for Ulyses.

What happened to your forehead?

Nothing. I fell.

The lady downstairs

asks if this shoe is yours.

Yeah.

Thanks.

How's it going, grandma?

You really love this sh*t.

Son, open the door.

Open the door, Javier!

What were you doing?

Having lunch with "Alfonso".

You said you wouldn't

give it a name.

I named him Alfonso

because he's kind of slow.

You're eating dog food again, Javi?

It's not good for either of you.

This is "the ideal supplement

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