25 Watts

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To our grandparents...

Montevideo. Saturday, 7:14 AM.

Yo, Leche.

Fucking dogs!

It comes off with water, Leche.

The shit comes off.

The curse stays.

- It's the other way round.

- Really?

It's good luck.

Hey, I'm a genius,

I stepped on dogshit. When

I was a kid they taught me...

that it's good luck.

- Who told you that?

- My Uncle Alfonso.

The one that choked...

on an Easter egg?

Hard-boiled egg.

A hard-boiled egg.

With all due respect, Seba,

would you believe

a guy like that?

F*ck you, Leche.

Stepping on dogshit is plain

bad luck. It's a curse.

At least 24 hours

of bad luck.

Shut up, dumb ass.

- What, you don't believe me?

- No.

Uh?

Uh?

I say it comes heads, ok?

- Number.

- Ok.

Leave it. It counts.

No, it doesn't.

Tails.

See?

You try now, Seba.

I say heads again.

Tails.

You're in deep shit,

aren't you, Leche?

I'm fucked.

Ok, see you.

I'm going to sleep.

Hey, wait,

I bet...

I bet this loser

a beer...

Stone, paper, scissors, c'mon.

No way.

Go get one, then.

It's your turn.

My turn?

Loser!

Anything else?

$25.50

Thanks.

Where are you going, Javi?

- To get another one.

- Get me a cookie.

- Am I your servant?

- Uh?

Am I your servant?

C'mon, be a nice guy.

What?

Money, what else?

Hey, c'mon,

I'm broke.

Get a job, loser.

What's so funny?

Do you have a job?

I'm a student.

So am I.

Do I scratch my balls all day?

I pass Italian and I'm

done with high school.

It's next Tuesday, right?

- It's on Tuesday?

- Monday.

And I stepped on dogshit.

Yeah, you should be

studying instead, lazy ass.

I mean the exam is on Monday

and I'm cursed, dumb ass.

So the other five times you failed

the exam was dogshit too?

It's like a joke.

Right when I was about

to face Beatriy...

Fucking dogs.

Dogs?

I had a dream about dogs.

Good, Javi...

Ass kisser.

I dreamed about a dog

in a supermarket.

A dog in a supermarket?

Freud would say

you're a fag.

Yeah, really.

Why don't you dream

about tits and asses?

How long since you

watched a porn video?

I don't know.

What's that?

Dog shit?

+Don't "shhh" me!

- Cut it.

No, no.

C'mon. Let's go.

Yeah! Two # 329.

- Uh?

- Two #329 buses.

So what?

They crossed one

another in front of us!

We have to make a wish.

That's bullshit.

It worked yesterday

with two 522s.

Really? What did you wish for?

Stepping on dogshit?

Just make a wish.

You have nothing to lose.

What I have to do?

Do I have to blow a match?

Of course.

Thanks, dude.

- You're a smart cookie.

- Sure I am.

I mean it, Javi.

If you don't start believing in this,

you can say "good bye" to sex

life, and "hello" to wanking.

Cut the crap.

Javi, Maria gave

you a hamster.

A hamster.

Do you know what that means

in girlfriends' language?

It means, "I'm confused, etc..."

You're a dead man.

Did she really give

you a hamster?

Did you know hamsters

are very intelligent?

That's bullshit.

Who said that?

Your...

- Yes, my Uncle Alfonso.

- Alfonso.

- So what?

- Uh?

What's up?

What did you wish for, Seba?

Can't tell you.

It won't happen if I do.

So now you

believe that bullshit?

That's all myth.

I wished for these two

bottles to stand still.

And you?

That everything goes smoothly.

With Beatriy or the exam?

Both.

I used Javi's wish.

Oh! That'll be a big help.

Look! They're standing still.

I'll ask her out after class...

an "end of course"

kind of outing.

Once at the bar,

I go "Beatriy,

what do you say if now...

...that you're not

my tutor anymore...

- Shut up, dumb ass.

- Uh?

You were in kindergarten and she

already had hair down there, schmuck.

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