22 Jump Street Page #4
What's going on?
Did you say the Yangs?
Yeah, dad's Chinese, man.
Our mom's not Chinese.
She's black.
Oh. She's like real black.
Exactly.
We're brothers, too.
No. He's not kidding.
He's serious.
Oh, really?
What? Like, one of y'all older?
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah, 'cause you got crow's
feet under your eyes, man.
You specifically.
We're actually just
normal college age.
I mean, even if you're a little
older, that's cool, man,
because, you know, girls
here love older dudes.
That's true.
Plus, there's mad
fuckable girls here.
Mad fuckable. Especially
during spring break.
I love spring break.
But I do have to say,
I've f***ed a
thousand girls by now
and I don't know, at
the end of the day,
you just kind of want something
that's just a little
deeper really.
Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx.
Buy me a coke.
Oh, snap, we're still saying the
same thing. This is amazing!
Carrots. Pumpernickels.
Glow sticks. Twins!
That's dope, dude.
That's so sick.
That's crazy. We have that
brother connection, too.
You ready? Mmm-hmm. Yeah.
Pirates! Baby feet! Paper clips!
Bananas!
Sun! Anger! I don't know! Words!
Quicksand! Shoes!
Boom!
That's hip-hop, man. Awesome.
That's great.
All right? Same as last time.
Dude, if it's like last time,
you're Gonna have an awesome time,
and it's Gonna suck for me.
No. You're Gonna have
an awesome time, too,
because I'm Gonna
make sure of it.
You took a bullet for me.
That's right, I did, and it
sucked, but I'd do it again.
No way. It's my turn. I
owe you a life debt.
Co-ed bathrooms.
What? Oh, sh*t.
I'm not Gonna take a sh*t
the entire time I'm here.
I know.
Hey. How you doing?
Hey.
What's up? 'Sup?
Just exhausted from
inventing Facebook
or whatever website
people our age use.
They still have books?
I thought they just put the
books inside the computers.
Yeah, I guess the kids just use
the stacks to hide and have sex.
So we'll go to all Cynthia's
classes and activities,
and find out who the dealer is.
Yeah, it's just like last time.
Exactly like last time.
Dude, in human sexuality,
do you get to f***
or do you just get to
watch people f***?
Neither.
What the f*** am I
taking it for, then?
Now, obviously, we've all
heard this statement before,
I've got a first
impression for you.
Oh, y'all like psychology?
Tracy Morgan.
Nobody?
Work hard, play
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