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octopus had leapt onto my face.
Apparently, they have
many, many arms.
They have eight tentacles.
Yes, and...
Look, ladies,
nobody gave a sh*t about the jump
street reboot when you first came on.
Anyone with half a
brain, myself included,
thought it was destined
to fail spectacularly.
But you got lucky.
So now this department
has invested
a lot of money to make sure
As if spending twice the money
guaranteed twice the profit.
Like that's going to work.
Yeah. Well, the commissioner's
convinced this debacle happened
because you weren't doing the
same undercover student thing
you did the first time.
She doesn't get that
it's always worse
the second time around.
You settle into worn-out roles.
One gets possessive,
the other runs away.
You begin a slow,
painful unraveling,
as all the good things
that came before
begin to be crushed by the
trash compactor of sadness.
That doesn't sound like us.
I mean...
I'm getting a divorce.
We don't want to
do the same thing.
We want to burst
through our ceiling.
And you're Gonna
find another ceiling
and you got to bust
through that one,
and you just got to keep
hammering ceilings.
Okay, okay, okay.
What if we actually went
into the secret service
and, like, tried to
protect the white house?
I think... I don't
think that would work.
I'm going to ask you
to stop talking.
I thought it was a
pretty good idea.
Do the same thing as last
time, everyone's happy.
I can't believe the Koreans
Yeah. Good thing there
was an even bigger
abandoned church directly
across the street.
Yeah. That's convenient.
Yes, it is convenient.
Next year, we'll probably just
be right back across the street.
Just next door.
Let's not get ahead
of ourselves.
We're not ahead of ourselves.
We're right next to each other.
This is awesome. Like, way
more expensive for no reason.
Look at Dickson's office.
Looks like a giant cube of ice.
How you b*tches like
jump street now?
Hey!
Y'all see this sh*t?
22 jump street is the lick.
And I got a big-ass raise
to babysit you two
f***ers again.
Designed it myself. We
got an Espresso bar.
shark tank over there.
Ooh, I like sharks.
F*** a 21 jump street,
and f*** a Korean Jesus.
Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean
Jesus is right there.
That's Vietnamese Jesus.
See, this a Vietnamese church.
You racist, sacrilegious
sack of sh*t.
Look at that. Vietnamese
Jesus just dripping Swagoo.
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