21 & Over Page #5
- He's not being a b*tch.
- Dude, yeah, he is.
Honestly, I feel like he thinks that
he's too good for us and it's like,
"Bro, you're a nerd."
He's not a nerd.
He's our friend.
You're lucky to be hanging out
with us because we're awesome.
Dude, he's just trying
to be happy.
So, you leave for
Brazil tomorrow?
Yes, and then Chile,
Ecuador and Argentina.
What about you? What are you
doing for spring break?
I have a two week externship
at J.P. Morgan.
It's pretty cool.
- You know? It's not that cool.
- Wait.
So, on the last spring break of
your entire life, you're working?
Yeah, why? Aren't we supposed
to be starting our lives?
- Did your mom tell you that?
- Yeah, my mom did tell me that.
- She did?
- Yeah. Why you hating on my mama?
No, it's just...
I mean, look around. OK?
In ten years, everyone in this
bar will be married with kids,
driving to some boring job
in a f***ing minivan.
I mean, we got to do as much crazy
sh*t as we can before then.
No, yeah, exactly.
I totally agree.
We're not too big on crazy here,
are we?
What? No, I'm a huge
proponent of the crazy.
Are you kidding?
I'm the mayor of Crazyville.
- Oh, my God, you're such a dork.
- No! Are you...?
What? Check it. Look, V-neck
sweater with an un-tucked shirt.
My sh*t is bananas, girl.
I'm just saying, the point is, is that
he's changed and I can tell
that you're upset by it.
- I'm not upset. I'm not.
- Yeah, you are.
OK, whatever, message received.
I'm gonna talk to him.
- Dude, no.
- This can't go on. He's hurting you.
- He's hurting both of us.
- You don't need to talk to him.
Holy sh*t, dude!
- F*** me!
That's awesome.
It went all the way through.
I can see it.
Oh, my God. Hey, hey...
Oh, my God, I am so sorry, man.
- I'm so sorry.
- Problem, homeboy?
- No, no. Here, let me take a look.
- Get your hands off me!
- I'm gonna be a medical student. I'll just check...
- Back off!
- Hey, hey, hey! Step Up, 3D. Take a step back.
- Miller, help me.
- You want to fight?
- Calm down. Nobody wants to dance, OK?
- It was an accident.
- Sorry, we won't touch you. It was an accident.
Oh, well, guys, I guess
it was just an accident.
You know, my face
doesn't even hurt anymore,
now that I know that
it's an accident.
I mean, accidents, they happen all
the time when you're drinking.
People get hit by things
like flying darts...
- What's happening?
- ...and flying stools.
What are you doing with the bar stool?
What, you're gonna throw it at us?
Jesus Christ, man! Are you OK?
Now if I ever see
you f***ing tampons again,
I will come at you like
a f***ing spider monkey!
I'll rip your face off, b*tch.
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