20 Year Old Virgins Page #4

we don't need another one.

It'll be okay.

I'll think of something, I'll

think of something,

I always do.

What about my online

gig with Candy Cane, huh?

He's totally cramping my style.

All right, all right, I'll

think of something, okay?

I'll take care of it.

Just have a tomato.

Dude, get up.

It's midnight.

Dude, let's go.

Hurry, hurry up, you're

gonna miss her again.

Dude, are you getting this?

Oh, yeah.

You can see her b*obs.

You can see her whole

body, I'm gonna get it

all up here in my head for later.

Yes.

Dude.

Oh I love you, Sarah.

Dude, how do you know her name?

I don't.

Oh, dude.

Oh, dude, check it out, she's

doing the breast stroke.

Yeah.

I don't know if thats actually

the breast stroke,

but her b*obs are showing.

It's gotta Bethe breast stroke, right?

It's the breast stroke.

Caught myself there.

Dude, she's getting out.

She's putting her robe on.

Oh, dude, she's leaving.

(frantic whispering)

Dude, I'm zooming in, zooming

in, I'm zooming in,

zooming in, I'm zooming in...

All right, all right, I got it.

Got it, got it, got it.

What can I tell you?

I love food.

That's exactly why when l hear that music...

Dude, I can't figure out this puzzle.

All the pieces look the same.

Dude, just work it from the center out.

And how important food is to them.

Well, food is so important to me

because I grew up with my whole family

dealing with food.

My family was at food places all the time,

you would have thought their

middle name was buffet.

And it was great because typically around.

Christmastime most of the kids in families

would always get sweaters.

My family got insulin shots!

I tell you what, I grew up with my dad

taking me to his workplace, which

he worked with food.

He enjoyed working with snack bar areas.

And I would always come into help him out

during the part time high school career

and he would have these big, like,

little um, big, little,

he would have these mustard containers

and ketchup containers and

then l would to go the freezer

and I would get those big, huge

buckets of mustard and I

purposely would wait

until he wasn't looking and

I would take the mustard,

I would set it down like so,

and I would take this big, huge container

and I would just dump it down

and there'd be mustard everywhere

and it's like yellow

going crazy, I loved it.

That was one of my experiences with food.

And then he also volunteered for

the Federation of the Blind.

And I was very happy about

that so I one day pitched in

with one of their fundraisers.

We had a barbecue fundraiser plate

and the barbecue was like an assembly line

that I was standing and my job was

to do the desserts.

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